5 Guys just dry raped me ...

[Warison]

One little bacon cheeseburger and a small coke.

$8.56

I laughed. 8.56 !!!!!!

Raped. No lube. Just dry.

 

[McHoop]

One little bacon cheeseburger and a small coke.

$8.56

I laughed. 8.56 !!!!!!

Raped. No lube. Just dry.

You're lucky you didn't opt for the ten pound serving of fresh cut fries. You would have felt sodomized.

McHoop

 

[HA2740]

Be honest. Maybe not all 5 of them, but with at least one of the guys you were kinda into it, right?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

5 Guys and a Sack of Fries gets no more of my $$

Not.
Worth.
The.
Money.

 

[Moops]

5 Guys and a Sack of Fries gets no more of my $$

Not.
Worth.
The.
Money.

Yada Yada Bullshit!

 

[burnthemallralphie]

After the first guy, it was probably no longer a dry root job.

Just sayin.

 

[booyah31183]

One little bacon cheeseburger and a small coke.

$8.56

I laughed. 8.56 !!!!!!

Raped. No lube. Just dry.

I went there in NYC a couple years ago on my lunch hour. Burger, fries, drink comb cost me $15! I blew half of my budgeted weekly lunch money right there. That's crazy even by NYC standards. Haven't been back since.

Across the street I could get a giant slice of pizza (keeps me full for hours) for $4.

 

[twenty02]

One little bacon cheeseburger and a small coke.

$8.56

I laughed. 8.56 !!!!!!

Raped. No lube. Just dry.

Don't be such a tight ass

 

[Rakkasan29]

Don't be such a tight ass

Didn't you read his post?

5 guys just raped him. Nothing tight about that ass now.

 

[hoosierdug]

One little bacon cheeseburger and a small coke.

$8.56

I laughed. 8.56 !!!!!!

Raped. No lube. Just dry.

If you were on the left coast, it would've been more appropriate and gone quicker. In n Out Burger.

 

[twenty02]

Didn't you read his post?

5 guys just raped him. Nothing tight about that ass now.

It was tight to start with....I thought the double entendre was implied.