Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

One day the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players of all time up here."

The devil replied, snickering, "Yes, but I have all the umpires!"





and a chick...( a few for Friday)

 

[Sope Creek]

Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach . . . .

A group of nuns were painting their convent. The Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming. The nuns get so hot from working that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down. Another says "OK, I guess it's just a blind man that's coming." The blind man arrives and says "Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?"

 

[sdhoosier]

Nice one SC

 

[sglowrider]

 

[sglowrider]

 

[Sope Creek]

Nice one SC

High praise indeed . . . . wish I could claim authorship.

 

[kkott]

Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach . . . .

A group of nuns were painting their convent. The Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming. The nuns get so hot from working that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down. Another says "OK, I guess it's just a blind man that's coming." The blind man arrives and says "Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?"

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Hate to be the rain on this parade, but I believe the normal ratio is at least 1 hot chick per joke. Don't want you to violate the high standards SDH has set.

 

[sdhoosier]

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Rickles was great...sorely missed

 

[sdhoosier]

Hate to be the rain on this parade, but I believe the normal ratio is at least 1 hot chick per joke. Don't want you to violate the high standards SDH has set.

Hey he'd have to answer to Mrs Sope if he did that!

 

[sglowrider]