Things that suck: Lost, Jersey Shore, The Real World, The Amazing Race,
American Idol, Alicia Keys, Jimmy Johns, that blue vein that is visible when chicks have overly big boobs, pants that convert to shorts, people that clip sunglass lenses on their glasses, non-major golf tournaments on TV, people who get their son's ear pierced at a young age, people who give their kids mohawks, fake bullet holes in cars, NASCAR!, people that smoke in their cars with the windows up then smell up the room, the mexicans that hand out the prostitute cards in Vegas, people who wear Chuck Taylors and aren't in a punk band, people who stand at the front of a boat and say "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!", World of Warcraft, people who play World of Warcraft, people who play Farmville, people who wear shirts that say "you looked better on Myspace", people who spill their beer on the dance floor, and Mac sheep.
Whew. I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.