The Freedom Caucus has a FART in the House.
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Speaking of farts, Donald allegedly let loose a loudly audible, odiferous one in the courtroom today. According to numerous Twitter sphere sources. It’s actually trending.
Defense attorneys always have to be concerned about what comes out of their client's mouth, but these poor guys also have to worry about what comes out of his ass.
Trump said it was an outstanding fart. The best fart in history. It was the loudest and the smelliest. They'll study his fart expertise for years to come. He says we all wish we could fart like him.
Is that the sound it made?
"Trial prep" may take on a whole new meaning in this case.
If I were on the defense team, I'd be on the phone with one of Trump's on-call docs and asking them to write a script for that god-awful stuff you have to drink the day before a colonoscopy. Have him gulp it down Sunday afternoon so he's tethered to his golden toilet Sunday night and cleaned out by Monday morning. He won't have to take a dump for days, and that's one less thing for his lawyers to worry about next week.
If I were on the defense team, I'd be on the phone with one of Trump's on-call docs and asking them to write a script for that god-awful stuff you have to drink the day before a colonoscopy. Have him gulp it down Sunday afternoon so he's tethered to his golden toilet Sunday night and cleaned out by Monday morning. He won't have to take a dump for days, and that's one less thing for his lawyers to worry about next week.
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