ROLL CALL DREAM TEAM

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

@mcmurtry66 - things are looking up! Justin "Cuck" Trudeau's wife is now available for more than just a quick rendezvous.

Justin and Sophie Trudeau separate after 18 years of marriage

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie said on Wednesday they were separating in an unexpected announcement that appeared to mark the end of the couple's 18-year high-profile marriage.

www.reuters.com

Five bucks says Ivanka and Jared announce their separation next.

 

[UncleMark]

Five bucks says Ivanka and Jared announce their separation next.

I told the wife she could have Justin if I could have Sophie.

 

[T.M.P.]

Nope he’s a metrosexual, not gay.

I think you just missed a subtle fruedian slip .. maybe you're not the only one attracted to him? nttawwtoc

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

I told the wife she could have Justin if I could have Sophie.

I see Zeke already brought Melania into this, but Melania wasn't thirsty. This is thirsty.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Five bucks says Ivanka and Jared announce their separation next.

Harry and Megan have higher odds iyam

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

I see Zeke already brought Melania into this, but Melania wasn't thirsty. This is thirsty.

More like this (and I’m not talking about Hillary)

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Harry and Megan have higher odds iyam

I'd off myself if I was Harry. I'd do it with a butter knife and a AA battery. I'd choke to death on a basketball to pay for my sins. It'd still be better than life with her.

 

[larsIU]

More like this (and I’m not talking about Hillary)

Jesus, that stare. Oof. I've turned back around to one of those. I feel your pain Bill.

 

[Standard Issue]

Five bucks says Ivanka and Jared announce their separation next.

Separate? Can't she just flip the switch, pull his batteries and put him in storage?

 

[larsIU]

Separate? Can't she just flip the switch, pull his batteries and put him in storage?

Have you ever heard him speak?


Google it. Shudder.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Have you ever heard him speak?


Google it. Shudder.

Meanest looking nerd ever

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Jesus, that stare. Oof. I've turned back around to one of those. I feel your pain Bill.

I mean, we all would have been staring at Ivanka too

 

[UncleMark]

Have you ever heard him speak?

Google it. Shudder.

It's like the first time you heard Mike Tyson.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

It's like the first time you heard Mike Tyson.

I mean, he may be sound like a weenie, but he's coherent.

I don't think you remember how bad Iron Mike is because his face tattoo distracts you from his lack of English.