Who the **** shoots a 14 month old dog. Absurd
Kristi Noem is "disgusting, lazy and evil"
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And, after she finished off Cricket (the dog), she continued the killing spree by going after a goat. She missed on the first shot, went back and retrieved another shell, and then blew the goat away. What the actual fvck.
Moments later, her daughter got off the school bus and asked, "Hey, where's Cricket?"
That's one special mom.
It’s pretty clear he’s saying if you went on a chicken killing rampage and tried to bite him when he pulled you away from the carnage that he’d have to shoot you. He’d have to do it even if he had named you Cricket. 🤔
“Self euthanize” is not the term you’re looking for here.
Psycho. And I do get that there are too many dogs or whatever but f she’s known. She could have re-homed it. It’s not like a pit at the local shelter. Not to go off in a separate direction but my daughter and I checked out the human society in our neighborhood a few months back. Every single dog was a pit bull. Literally. I couldn’t believe it
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Good catch... hahaha. That wouldn't end the way I intended, but that goat would still be alive.
Do you follow Dave Portnoy? I was never much of a fan. But he’s adopted a full grown pit bull and has grown into a total mush ball. Her name is Miss Peaches and she has a huge following. He’s raising all kinds of money now for shelters. She had a very hard early life, but man is she living it up now. She had a Gala in her honor last night and a special made ball gown.
Woman knows a job has to be done, she does it. Herself. Imagine what she could do to get your preferred policy initiative implemented. I think this was the brand she was going for?
This is the kind of story you could tell on the Apprentice and have Trump shaking his head affirmatively for ratings and maybe advance an extra round.
Really weird for her to think this would boost her appeal among any electorate, though.
@JamieDimonsBalls wants that dog killed.
My daughter and I watch his pizza reviews. We rate pizza and wings around town. Trashed wings enjoy the highest reviews. Not much of a pizza town
I wish we could do everything possible for pit bulls living and ban further breeding of them so they go extinct
Imagine how she’d treat a limp pecker in the bedroom. Mercy
My grandparents had a Collie named Sparky. I remember Sparky from the time he was a puppy. He played with us grandkids and ran around the farm with us or on his own. He had several happy years and he started getting old, going deaf and eventually blind. He got stiff and had trouble getting around. One day our grandfather took ol’ Sparky out on a walk alone. He had his pistol with him, which wasn’t unusual as he’d use it to shoot occasional groundhogs which were digging holes endangering the horses and cows. I watched them walk off, Sparky stiffly walking along. Grandpa came back and Sparky didn’t. It was Sparky’s time to go. Shooting him in the head was instant and painless. That was the way it was done back then in the country. Today we pay a vet to do it. We have with a dog and several cats over the years. Also painless, but more expensive.
It was Sparky’s time to go, not Cricket’s. Even after getting the rest of the story, that’s not the way to handle the dog these days. Someone would have taken him. That’s what should have happened. Noem is a pretty good looking woman, but she has more than her share of crazy in her.
There is nothing political about this post. No politics need to be involved in discussing this one.
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Noeming is appropriate. Don’t get in her bad side. 😳
I’d love to see her be held accountable for this. It’d be especially rich given that she published the account in her book to strengthen her MAGA bonefides.
For icing on the cake, it’d be great if Trump mentioned that he was thinking of naming her his VP, but the puppy killing was a bridge too far for him, effectively squashing her political aspirations.
Is this sort of petty and a bit vindictive? Maybe. Would something like this be her come uppence for being a psychotic puppy murder? Do borrow a phrase from another batshit crazy VP candidate, “you betcha!’
Spot on. I agree with everything you’ve written here. Most of us with pets will have to make a difficult and heartbreaking decision about them. That decision shouldn’t be based on a puppy being a little too puppy like.
I know! I have a friend with a rescue who was seriously abused and disabled. Sweetest thing in the world. But I do understand. Too many of them trained to kill .
I’m obsessed with dogs but I don’t think it’s only training with pits. I think it’s genetic. I don’t think we should breed them. And zeke if I didn’t have kids I’d happily adopt one today from the humane society
Oh I think it’s a bit of both. I have a little Frenchie and I don’t take her to dog parks or anywhere if there are pitties there. It’s the bite and grip to kill that is bred into them. A pit bull will ignore any pain and still keep his grip. My sister had a sweet mix, maybe a third pit. But he got into a fight with their lab and attached and would not let go. Lab was saved because he was fat !
This was the weirdest part to me. Like killing the dog jogged her memory. "Oh that reminds me, I was going to kill that goat, too."
If we're going to tag posters, old old old school folks know the only poster to tag with the dog murder story is Schrock. Who can't actually be tagged anymore.
That f*ucking goat. Need more to the story. They can be mean. Ram toddlers and shit. Was it a fainting goat? A surprise would have been enough
“I have a loaded gun and Buttercup the goat has gotten on my nerves lately. Here, Buttercup! Here, Buttercup! I have something for you.”
Could be. Maybe she's never shot anything in her life, but she wanted to include shooting something in her book, so she imagined a story about how she thinks people who shoot things would behave.
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised. That said, if killing a puppy doesn’t end up short circuiting her political career, coming out and saying she lied about killing a dog would definitely end it.
Oh, she's done. True or not, she miscalculated like crazy.
Here is a sad bit of commentary.
I remember watching a Guy Ritchie interview about his movie Snatch. When talking about the main villain character “Brick Top”, Ritchie referenced a scene where Brick Top is shown poking a fighting dog with a stick. Ritchie said when first writing the script, he had references to the Brick Top character being a pedophile, but said people reading the script hated the character more in the version where he was an animal abuser.
Late to the party here, but I have to say any dog that kills a flock of chickens is not a puppy. I'd have questions about her history with a dog that would act that way, but it pretty much sounds like it was ruined for all but the most rugged future situations.
It was reportedly 14 months old when it went all cattle-killer and Noem had absolutely no choice but to kill it and write a book about it 20 years later. Do you think it went woke when it was 7 months old or so? I'm going to check the DSM-V to see scientifically when puppies turn into ne'erdowell adults that rightly should be handled with a stern hand by Lewandowski-f'ing VP candidates for this great Republic.
That the answer. Any time our goat here gets out of line, we simply respond…
BOOOOO
The best part is, dogs don't have souls, so she didn't send it to the next life; she took away the only form of being it could or would ever know.
Don’t you know All Dogs Go To Heaven? I don’t want to go if dogs aren’t there.
All this reminds me of the episode in the Wire where they think they’ve got guys on the wire admitting to a murder. And then later they find out they were talking about a dog.
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