Goat Finally Had a Good Idea - Best Single Lyric in a Song

[Sope Creek]

Line is from How High the Moon. Les Paul and Mary Ford put down 24 tracks in recording that in 1953, topped the charts and changed music forever. You can find it on YouTube.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

“I can make anyone feel sexy
I can make you believe any lie
I can make anyone a damn mod,

Brake drums, engine oil and rotors
Spark plugs, EGR’s and spare rods
Anything Trump says is a lie.
I think I’ll just lay down and cry.
Water Cooler ahol
Water Cooler ahol





Best
Song
EVER

 

[Cortez88]

The Hold Steady:

Silly rabbit, tripping is for teenagers
Murder is for murderers and hard drugs are for bartenders
I think I might have mentioned that before

 

[13thman]

Come on baby take a chance on us and meet me at the back of the blue bus

 

[Cortez88]

Don’t call what your wearing an outfit
Never say your car is broke
Don’t sing with a fake British accent
Don’t act like your family’s a joke

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

He was raised to think like his dad
Their minds full of hate
On a path to no where fast
Until the grace of god got in the way

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Fvck stick is a word not used enough

 

[76-1]

"There's five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight"

You guess the title...🍺

 

[76-1]

"I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see"

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Noboooody knows
Da trouble I seen

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Gloom despair
Agony on me
Deep dark depression
Excessive misery

 

[Sope Creek]

Gloom despair
Agony on me
Deep dark depression
Excessive misery

What'd you do with the money?

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

What'd you do with the money?

Gave it to the wife for an allowance. She spent it.

 

[Sope Creek]

Gave it to the wife for an allowance. She spent it.

The money your mother gave you . . . for singing lessons?

Cause you didn't spend it on the singing lessons . . . I hope. 😝

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

The money your mother gave you . . . for singing lessons?

Cause you didn't spend it on the singing lessons . . . I hope. 😝

People say I sound like Merle Haggard
And look a lot like David Allen Coe

 

[mattndallas]

Greatest opening lyric...

You make me come.
You make me complete.
You make me completely miserable.

 

[mattndallas]

Hayes Carll oldie that's pretty funny...

She showed me a picture
All I could do was stare
At that freak in his sandals
With his long purty hair
They must think that I'm stupid
Or I don't have a clue
I bet he's a Commie
Or even worse yet a Jew

She left me for Jesus
And that just ain't fair
She says, that he's perfect.
How could I compare
She says, I should find him
And I'll know peace at last
But if I ever find Jesus
I'm kickin' his ass

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I was thumbin from Montgomery
with a guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me
in an antique Cadillac.

 

[tooold4]

And then they went on to say
that the Pearly Gates had such
eloquent graffiti like,
we'll meet again and
fvck the man and
tell my mother not to worry.

 

[tooold4]

Git yer biscuits in the oven and yer buns in the bed
that's what I to my baby said.

 

[tooold4]

"There's five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight"

You guess the title...🍺

Riding with Granny C ???

 

[Courtsensetwo]

I already won this contest earlier, but I will add this as a Btown summer memory. Tanned skin next to the tan line with coconut essence,

Cause my bartender, she's from the islands
Her body's been kissed by the sun
And coconut replaces the smell of the bar
And I don't know if it's her or the rum

It was her. In Btown...many hers.

 

[Circlejoe]

This thread went south. Leave it to the hill jacks.

 

[Indianaftw]

I heard he was displeased with her weight gain.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Let it be.

 

[cosmickid]

“Shanghai Lil never used the pill. She claimed that it just ain’t natural.”

My body stunk, but I kept my funk- woo

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Ahhh!!
I have become, comfortably numb.

Time to start posting!

 

[Univee2]

Ahhh!!
I have become, comfortably numb.

Time to start posting!

Careful, careful, careful with that axe, Eugene.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

She's an 8 She's a 9 She's a 10 I know
Ruby red lips Blonde Hair Blue eyes

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

There is a house in New Orleans
It’s called the rising sun
It’s been the ruin of plenty a boy

 

[Indianaftw]

Mumurin, I heard he was displeased with her weight gain.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Hey you, Standing all alone
Naked by the phone
Can you feel me

 

[dr.jb]

"Well, I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand..."

 

[dr.jb]

"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em' tonight..."

 

[stollcpa]

You can't always get what you want. But, if you try sometime, you find you get what you need.

 

[Ladoga]

I know where my hope lies
I got my invitation
I'm just waiting for my ride
I might not need that old pine box

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

"My friends and I agree, our breasts look just like that!"

Christine Kane

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

"My friends and I agree, our breasts look just like that!"

Christine Kane

Well... Googling what this was about took me deep down a rabbit hole and I've been reading stories about women talking about boobs for 45 minuets.

I can't say that I am unhappy about it though.

 

[Ty Webb iu]

I for one am not surprised the world declined along the way
give trophies to kids for losing
just 'cause they decide to play