Panera is an evil corporation.
They put just enough cream cheese in their cream cheese containers that one is not enough to properly cover a bagel.
We should create an entire federal agency, give it a billion dollars a year, appoint a political hack to run it, empower it to issue "food spread" regulations and imprison corporate 1%-ers who they don't like, er, I meant who violate those regulations, and generally do good. If we did that, there would be less riots in Baltimore.
They put just enough cream cheese in their cream cheese containers that one is not enough to properly cover a bagel.
We should create an entire federal agency, give it a billion dollars a year, appoint a political hack to run it, empower it to issue "food spread" regulations and imprison corporate 1%-ers who they don't like, er, I meant who violate those regulations, and generally do good. If we did that, there would be less riots in Baltimore.