WTF is Kat Timpf?

[Baller23Boogie]

I can't stop thinking about it.

How can we prevent this for our children? Did the stoker's mom's boobs also disappear after giving birth? Is there a gene you can test for prior to marriage, when they do the blood testing? Did she see a boob doctor (an MD not a PhD in boobology) to determine if this could be reversed?

Boob doctor got me.

I've stayed at a holiday Inn once or twice so I'm pretty versed in boobology. This can always be reversed.. They're called implants.

 

[DANC]

I can't stop thinking about it.

How can we prevent this for our children? Did the stoker's mom's boobs also disappear after giving birth? Is there a gene you can test for prior to marriage, when they do the blood testing? Did she see a boob doctor (an MD not a PhD in boobology) to determine if this could be reversed?

This is why I like you, Brad. Analytical. A man of science.

 

[DANC]

I saw no mention of either "Freshman" or "small Midwestern college". The post may be real.

Oh, it's real. I had quite a run going there.