Good thing you are an ass man.
WTF is Kat Timpf?
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Worst strip club was in Nebraska.
Farm girls have a lot offer. Beauty is low on the list
I don’t even know what your acronym means and I don’t feel like arguing with anyone. Peace.
I prefer little boobs m. Sue me. Big fat double Ds are a lot work. Id rather work the booty
Well it looks like we are going back to Rabbit mode, like we were 18.
Well to be honest, I was 18, she was 38.
Wrong, boobz are flubby bags of ( don’t get me wrong, GREAT) fun.
Nipples it where it’s at. If they are like grandmas sewing thimble or could possibly tie your gag reflex, it’s game time!!
Agreed, I like quarter dollar nipples
Anything bigger than that I'll take. Boobs in any form can be in my face
I heard you the first time and not sure why you're telling me directly 2 more times. If it makes you feel better, I've noted it and filed it accordingly.
The fact she doesn't have boobs doesn't make her not hot to me, although it's a factor.
I can't stand her stringy hair and total lack of muscle tone. She seriously looks like Olive Oil. She does use hair extensions and sometimes her hair looks OK.
But she THINKS she's cute - and that's a turn off.
She sounds like she always has a head cold and is insecure as hell, making her unattractive to me. However, I think she has some well thought out and principled positions.
I think she tries too hard to stay with her ideology and will go against common sense just to prove she's libertarian.
No one is completely libertarian.
And she thinks she is the only one who has been pregnant. I got sick of hearing about it. I do admire her for talking about her breast cancer and she doesn't whine out it.
Plus she has a goofy laugh.
Is that enough? lol
My wife had a double mastectomy so I can’t say I’m fully enjoying the boob talk. I have enjoyed a very large number of boobs of a variety of sizes over the years (including, BM - Before Marriage) so I can’t say I’ve been deprived. Just isn’t going to happen now. On the other hand I could take her artificial boobs out of the box and play with them . . .I heard you the first time and not sure why you're telling me directly 2 more times. If it makes you feel better, I've noted it and filed it accordingly.
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Mine did too, but she got implants. Bitch picked As.
I believe in 28 states, that can be grounds for divorce.
That’s surprising….I would have assumed denial based on cosmetic
I'm mad for you.
Mine had a reduction and then popped out 3 kids. Money well wasted.
My wife had breast cancer in her early 20s. Thirty five years later, she started developing painful scar tissue around her implants, and one had started leaking. The shitty Anthem group plan I was on through my employer paid to remove the implants and the scar tissue, but would not pay for new ones -- that was considered cosmetic. The surgeon had dealt with that before, and charged Anthem as much as he could get away with but we had to pay a big chunk out of pocket for the new ones. It was like he used one time card for the covered part and another for the "elective" part. I'm guessing that wouldn't be the case today, that the whole thing would be covered, but can't say with any certainty.
Fixing scar tissue wouldn’t be considered cosmetic but placing implants would be considered cosmetic.
That’s the way it works. Considered not medically necessary. Diet pills. Acne meds for adults. Skin bleaching products. Ozempic and the like without a diabetes diagnosis
My ex stoker had the greatest natural boobs I’ve ever seen. On tv. Clubs. Instagram. Porn. Never seen a pair that could compare. Perfect D cup. Tiny frame so looked incredible. Nips slightly above center pointing up. Pierced. Lingerie modeling. Drunk earlier years won bikini contests in college. @DANC my god I feel so weak. That girl could have made a billion dollars on onlyfans with them. Literally like weird science perfection.
Had my minion. Swelled up like two watermelons then completely disappeared. Gone. Like it was all just a dream. Flat as a pancake. Fing craziest shit ever. Never came back either.
Gone. Never to be seen or heard from again.
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That's the most depressing story I've heard in years.
I might not be able to sleep tonight.
One of the saddest stories I've ever heard. Nature can be so cruel.
One of my lasting memories from IU is going down to IU in the summer to visit this gal in the Slavic East European Institute IU had every summer. Drew students from all over. She was in some of my Russian classes and built like a Playboy bunny - seriously. Great set of knockers and a killer ass.
So I meet up with her and her friend, who is kind of short, but stacked. I mean, really stacked. I ended up with her instead and went back for seconds the next weekend. Never saw her again - she finished the term and went back to Connectiucut. I still dream about those.
I did go back when school started (I had graduated the previous Spring) to see the original one. Finally got to see those boobs in person and my God...... perfection. Then, flash forward 30 years or so and I find her on Facebook. Let's just say nature was not kind. But I still have my mammorie....... uh, I mean, memories.
I can't stop thinking about it.
Thank God this board is ending... I can't take many more stories like that.
How can we prevent this for our children? Did the stoker's mom's boobs also disappear after giving birth? Is there a gene you can test for prior to marriage, when they do the blood testing? Did she see a boob doctor (an MD not a PhD in boobology) to determine if this could be reversed?
I saw no mention of either "Freshman" or "small Midwestern college". The post may be real.
