Where on the Crazy Hot Matrix is she?

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Anything in a two piece yet? @sdhoosier

Sir, this is a board of Gentlemen and a lady.

 

[Mark Milton]

Damn. Crazy eyes is right

Yikes. She's the type of girl that one night you come home late from work to your apartment (and you live alone), and you walk in the door and all you see are her cat eyes sitting on the couch. You didn't give her your keys, but you notice a breeze. You flip on the lights and she is holding a baseball bat and she says "where have you been sweetie, I've been sitting here in the dark for 2 hours". You look at your balcony--the door is open and you are on the 3rd floor.

Not this ever happened to me though, as far as you all know

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Yikes. She's the type of girl that one night you come home late from work to your apartment (and you live alone), and you walk in the door and all you see are her cat eyes sitting on the couch. You didn't give her your keys, but you notice a breeze. You flip on the lights and she is holding a baseball bat and she says "where have you been sweetie, I've been sitting here in the dark for 2 hours". You look at your balcony--the door is open and you are on the 3rd floor.

Not this ever happened to me though, as far as you all know