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What Happened to Biden curing cancer?

I don’t know. I can’t look it up. Watching Marshall and Vermont in the final. Then going to watch Yellowstone finale. Hopefully still be awake for Tupelo. Monday. One of my 3 kid free nights
Trying to find the news story on that Appel guy, I ended up on this. Thought you'd like:


@larsIU I think I found a "wouldn't" for you.
 
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Trying to find the news story on that Appel guy, I ended up on this. Thought you'd like:


@larsIU I think I found a "wouldn't" for you.
Oh my god that’s awful. This has been a marathon day. 4:30 am my minion pissed his bed. Got him sorted out. Let him crawl in my bed which is hell. Finally pry him out of his car seat and drag him into school at 9:30.

Get to the car and there’s a text from my daughter. I’m bleeding through my pants. Come get me at school. Drive to her school and she comes out in baggy jeans. I go did the nurse give you those. No my buddy xxxx. A guy? Yeah. I said weren’t you concealing it? How did he know? She goes dad it’s not 1950. Get her home. She changes. We’re heading back to school and I go you know this is stupid. Bring extra sweats and pads and just stick them in your locker. I don’t have time for this. You have a locker right? She goes yeah. But I have no idea where it is.

 
Oh my god that’s awful. This has been a marathon day. 4:30 am my minion pissed his bed. Got him sorted out. Let him crawl in my bed which is hell. Finally pry him out of his car seat and drag him into school at 9:30.

Get to the car and there’s a text from my daughter. I’m bleeding through my pants. Come get me at school. Drive to her school and she comes out in baggy jeans. I go did the nurse give you those. No my buddy xxxx. A guy? Yeah. I said weren’t you concealing it? How did he know? She goes dad it’s not 1950. Get her home. She changes. We’re heading back to school and I go you know this is stupid. Bring extra sweats and pads and just stick them in your locker. I don’t have time for this. You have a locker right? She goes yeah. But I have no idea where it is.

Your stories give me migraines.
 
Seriously, it was always a joke for me, but I think it turned out to be true. When people ask me if I'm a dad, I say better, I'm an uncle. Because at the end of the day, I get to tell the little monsters time to go home to mom.
Yeah I’d walk through fire for mine. But there’s lots of aggravation sacrifice worry etc. I have a fair amount of friends without kids, including an ex. I don’t think any regret it, and in many ways lead more interesting lives.
 
Seriously, it was always a joke for me, but I think it turned out to be true. When people ask me if I'm a dad, I say better, I'm an uncle. Because at the end of the day, I get to tell the little monsters time to go home to mom.

Yeah, being the fun uncle is a blast. They're all grown now, but they still remember me telling them what a douchebag their dads are/were. Not to mention doing all the shit their moms forbade and dads were too scared to try.
 
Yeah I’d walk through fire for mine. But there’s lots of aggravation sacrifice worry etc. I have a fair amount of friends without kids, including an ex. I don’t think any regret it, and in many ways lead more interesting lives.
I used to think I would regret not having my own kids, but man I hate the smell of poop. And waking up at 2 AM. And once I learned how genetics work, I realized it wasn't necessary. You share the same amount of DNA with your nieces and nephews as you do with your own grandchildren. The family line still survives.
 
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I used to think I would regret not having my own kids, but man I hate the smell of poop. And waking up at 2 AM. And once I learned how genetics work, I realized it wasn't necessary. You share the same amount of DNA with your nieces and nephews as you do with your own grandchildren. The family line still survives.
Now I'm questioning my next book club choice.
 
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