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gun. @BradStevens did you think you could just hang out like nothing happened. Cozy up to the cooler thinking nobody’s watching. Friendzoning mother****er.

DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR US??

Thread 'Brad Stevens not a candidate'
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It’s terrible. I knew he wasn’t coming, but I still thought in my head “F#%k Brad Stevens, I hope Boston never wins a game again”. It’s not rational, but I can’t help myself.
 
I mean, he's the president of the Boston Celtics that is pulling in over 11 million a year there.

They've won a championship and are currently the #2 seed in the East. He doesn't have to deal with the media and doesn't have to go on the road recruiting, which is pretty heavily reported he doesn't like doing.

The odds of him coming here have always been really slim.... but we have to make the call.
 
I mean, he's the president of the Boston Celtics that is pulling in over 11 million a year there.

They've won a championship and are currently the #2 seed in the East. He doesn't have to deal with the media and doesn't have to go on the road recruiting, which is pretty heavily reported he doesn't like doing.

The odds of him coming here have always been really slim.... but we have to make the call.
The only realistic chance was with his son saying that he would transfer here to play for him. That was the only way I could see it happening.

The person I know who said she had great sources said his daughter wants to come to IU. I said that wouldn't do it. 1) she can afford to go anywhere, why IU. 2) he couldn't coach her 3) if she did come here, why coach here and have students yell at her after losses.

Now if you look at Stevens and think about it, he looks a whole lot like Mayor Pete. We hire Mayor Pete and pass him off as Stevens. We then get the movie rights which we use to pay NIL (and pay Stevens to keep a very low profile next year while we are carrying out the deception).
 
I mean, he's the president of the Boston Celtics that is pulling in over 11 million a year there.

They've won a championship and are currently the #2 seed in the East. He doesn't have to deal with the media and doesn't have to go on the road recruiting, which is pretty heavily reported he doesn't like doing.

The odds of him coming here have always been really slim.... but we have to make the call.
It would be criminal negligence on our part not to throw everything at him. It would be criminal negligence on his part to accept it.
 
It would be criminal negligence on our part not to throw everything at him. It would be criminal negligence on his part to accept it.

I just wish he'd make a definitive statement taking himself out of consideration. The fact that he hasn't just encourages the continued speculation.
 
I just wish he'd make a definitive statement taking himself out of consideration. The fact that he hasn't just encourages the continued speculation.
Hasnt he said on numerous occasions he has zero interest? Honestly I wouldn’t even want that job. Coaching 18 year olds. Traveling to the state university of nj then Omaha Nebraska. Recruiting some dipshit kid. Vs being gm of a Corp like the Celtics. Please
 
Hasnt he said on numerous occasions he has zero interest? Honestly I wouldn’t even want that job. Coaching 18 year olds. Traveling to the state university of nj then Omaha Nebraska. Recruiting some dipshit kid. Vs being gm of a Corp like the Celtics. Please
Please. For that kind of money, I think you could put up with some rowdy teens for a few years, fail miserably, and move on to something else after being booked as the losingest coach in school history.

You might even meet a secretary or even better cheerleader who ends up being baby mama #3.
 
Please. For that kind of money, I think you could put up with some rowdy teens for a few years, fail miserably, and move on to something else after being booked as the losingest coach in school history.

You might even meet a secretary or even better cheerleader who ends up being baby mama #3.
Yeah but come from the perspective you already have $

Not me!
 
He doesn't have to say anything though, since he's not a coach or player, so the fact he came out with a statement on his own is pretty telling.

The dude knows people will hang on his every word, spoken or unspoken. If he wanted to stop the speculation he could have... but he didn't.
 
I have a cunning plan me lord. Hire me as head coach but pay me assistant coach salary. Hire Stevens as an assistant, pay him as a head coach. I deal with disciplining 20 year olds, recruiting, the press, the alumni. He just does all the real coaching.
 
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I have a cunning plan me lord. Hire me as head coach but pay me assistant coach salary. Hire Stevens as an assistant, pay him as a head coach. I deal with disciplining 20 year olds, recruiting, the press, the alumni. He just does all the real coaching.

I already proposed that with me as HC for $500K and Beard as head assistant for $4M. I'm all about solutions.
 
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