Got drunk after that disaster and attempted to jump off the highest point of my roof but slipped on an icy shingle just as I was about to launch from the peak, slid down the length of the side of the roof, ripping a section of guttering off, and hitting a tree limb which put me into a half flip, landing me momentarily on my feet before my momentum brought me down on my back, bouncing my head off the wet turf...; resulting in only a slight concussion, sprained ankle, and sprained wrist, also a slightly separated shoulder, plus scrapes and assorted bruises...
Moral of the story... : Never become too invested in your sports fandom... Eventually they nearly always let you down...
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Moral of the story... : Never become too invested in your sports fandom... Eventually they nearly always let you down...
😉😎🍺🙈