Man.. just when you thought things couldn't get crazier in Texas (You know with the whole Jade Helm fiasco) we have ourselves an old fashioned biker gang brawl-shootout. The best part? This shoot-out didn't happen at some roadhouse style hole in the wall biker bar, oh no, this happened at your local Hooters-meets-Northern Exposure Twin Peaks. 9 dead, 170+ arrested, all kinds of weapons siezed, and said Twin Peaks has been shutdown by the TABC (aka Indiana Excise) for 7 days while the whole mess is sorted out. Never a dull moment down here, I tell ya!