Idiot.Let’s make this the thread where people can call names and levy insults. A “yo mama” joke or two perhaps?
So other threads don’t get hijacked by flame wars.
As an aside, was driving yesterday on 65 south. Come up behind a white cadillac. License plate reads, and I'm not joking, JO MAMA 8.Let’s make this the thread where people can call names and levy insults. A “yo mama” joke or two perhaps?
So other threads don’t get hijacked by flame wars.
Was there a bumper sticker next to it with the punchline? I can get behind that kind of commitment to a joke.As an aside, was driving yesterday on 65 south. Come up behind a white cadillac. License plate reads, and I'm not joking, JO MAMA 8.
It was from Kentucky I think. How the hell did that get through the censors at the BMV.
Nothing. Frustrating. Felt.....unfinished.Was there a bumper sticker next to it with the punchline? I can get behind that kind of commitment to a joke.
Which is strange because I had no problem finishing with your mom.Nothing. Frustrating. Felt.....unfinished.
Which is strange because I had no problem finishing with your mom.
Can you tell your dad about lotion? Him dry handing it in the corner while I'm banging yours prevents me from finishing.Which is strange because I had no problem finishing with your mom.
Your mind is weak. Don’t let him distract you.Can you tell your dad about lotion? Him dry handing it in the corner while I'm banging yours prevents me from finishing.
A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
Must’ve been a family affair because I pumped something into your mom last night too!This really fits today....When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
Happy to hear that your wife’s boyfriend let you take her out to fill up his truck.This really fits today....When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
I saw them at that gas station. Asked her if she’s ever had a decent threesome. She’s said she’s never had a decent twosome.Happy to hear that your wife’s boyfriend let you take her out to fill up his truck.
As in inches?I saw them at that gas station. Asked her if she’s ever had a decent threesome. She’s said she’s never had a decent twosome.
Roller dogs? Yum.This really fits today....When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
We talking about food or the wife?Roller dogs? Yum.