Twas the night before Christmas on the Peegs message boards
new gridiron coach, poor hoops play they're posting in hordes
Peegsters are livid, some say they don't care
as long as our basketball coach is still coaching there
The regulars were posting on the good 'ol OTF
CJ and Uber, Goat and Kref
And Coach Fife with his buddy whose name is "Cap"
had just settled down for a quick little nap
When out of the blue there arose such a fuss
it was Aruss with nude pics of Hilary Duff
Out to the yard I went to see if I could help
"Nope," he said, his voice a puppy like yelp
I went back inside, "I tried," I thought to myself
Aruss better quit that, it's bad for his health!
When I glanced at the forum I said "Oh hell!
That peegster who'd been gone, yes, it's LL!"
"Sorry I've been gone," he said "I've been under the weather."
"That's OK," I said knowing it was really "The Heather."
Then one by one they came, OTFers presumed long gone
A little bodily excretement, I rushed to the john
It's harrumph, etec, IBBG and IUT
then Kurt and SuperHoosier then Dolf and Hoosiers1953
They're back they're back they're back y'all!
Now post away post away post away all!
And then in that instant, I saw a link posted
It was some HLA pics that Bob Sugar had hosted
I said to myself "Those babes aren't half bad,"
But Peegs was lurking, he'd see them and get mad
And sure enough, Peegs saw them, he wasn't too happy
"Those are grounds for blacklisting, plus those ladies are sappy."
As Peegs was thinking of his next plan of attack
Sugar was already gone, bound for Iraq
Basil meanwhile was wasted, drinking his gin
"Too hell what they think if I'm committing a sin."
"I'm soon to be married, to that chick Aquanetta
Gonna live in the suburbs, with 6 kids and an Irish setter."
BRS meanwhile is very proud, a new son!
More diapers to change, That's all sorts of fun
Chad is familiar with kids; he's only thriteen
his dreams are about the prom, dating the homecoming queen
Stunnedmonkey in Fargo, colder than hell way up there
and Peach working at Lilly, with drugs everywhere
BillyDJr, Cramer and Scott live in Texas
those cowboys down there don't care what your sex is
I know I left people out, for that I am sorry
I'm writing this poem in a bit of a hurry
So before I forget I would just like to state
Merry Christmas to all... Sincerely, DJ88
This post was edited on 12/15 12:26 AM by DJ88if(GetAdminCookie() != 0) {document.write(' (Revisions[/URL])');}
new gridiron coach, poor hoops play they're posting in hordes
Peegsters are livid, some say they don't care
as long as our basketball coach is still coaching there
The regulars were posting on the good 'ol OTF
CJ and Uber, Goat and Kref
And Coach Fife with his buddy whose name is "Cap"
had just settled down for a quick little nap
When out of the blue there arose such a fuss
it was Aruss with nude pics of Hilary Duff
Out to the yard I went to see if I could help
"Nope," he said, his voice a puppy like yelp
I went back inside, "I tried," I thought to myself
Aruss better quit that, it's bad for his health!
When I glanced at the forum I said "Oh hell!
That peegster who'd been gone, yes, it's LL!"
"Sorry I've been gone," he said "I've been under the weather."
"That's OK," I said knowing it was really "The Heather."
Then one by one they came, OTFers presumed long gone
A little bodily excretement, I rushed to the john
It's harrumph, etec, IBBG and IUT
then Kurt and SuperHoosier then Dolf and Hoosiers1953
They're back they're back they're back y'all!
Now post away post away post away all!
And then in that instant, I saw a link posted
It was some HLA pics that Bob Sugar had hosted
I said to myself "Those babes aren't half bad,"
But Peegs was lurking, he'd see them and get mad
And sure enough, Peegs saw them, he wasn't too happy
"Those are grounds for blacklisting, plus those ladies are sappy."
As Peegs was thinking of his next plan of attack
Sugar was already gone, bound for Iraq
Basil meanwhile was wasted, drinking his gin
"Too hell what they think if I'm committing a sin."
"I'm soon to be married, to that chick Aquanetta
Gonna live in the suburbs, with 6 kids and an Irish setter."
BRS meanwhile is very proud, a new son!
More diapers to change, That's all sorts of fun
Chad is familiar with kids; he's only thriteen
his dreams are about the prom, dating the homecoming queen
Stunnedmonkey in Fargo, colder than hell way up there
and Peach working at Lilly, with drugs everywhere
BillyDJr, Cramer and Scott live in Texas
those cowboys down there don't care what your sex is
I know I left people out, for that I am sorry
I'm writing this poem in a bit of a hurry
So before I forget I would just like to state
Merry Christmas to all... Sincerely, DJ88
This post was edited on 12/15 12:26 AM by DJ88if(GetAdminCookie() != 0) {document.write(' (Revisions[/URL])');}
