Trump simulating an HJ and a BJ w his mic last night...

[UTFO]

...is weird, dudes.

This guy is up there absolutely caked in make up pretending he is going down on his mic...3 days before the election....and this is your guy?

Also, he complained for 5 minutes about the weight of the mic. lol He said he was going to beat somebody up over it, yet a 2.5 lb. microphone is too much for this titan?

lol at the so-called manliness of maga!

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Shorter OP:

 

[dbmhoosier]

...is weird, dudes.

This guy is up there absolutely caked in make up pretending he is going down on his mic...3 days before the election....and this is your guy?

Also, he complained for 5 minutes about the weight of the mic. lol He said he was going to beat somebody up over it, yet a 2.5 lb. microphone is too much for this titan?

lol at the so-called manliness of maga!

 

[Bowlmania]

...is weird, dudes.

This guy is up there absolutely caked in make up pretending he is going down on his mic...3 days before the election....and this is your guy?

Also, he complained for 5 minutes about the weight of the mic. lol He said he was going to beat somebody up over it, yet a 2.5 lb. microphone is too much for this titan?

lol at the so-called manliness of maga!

Lowest-T president of our lifetime. Overweight, out of shape, and zero muscle mass. Soft little hands that have never had dirt on them, and perfect nails. Wears bronzer and dyes his hair yellow. First president in sixty years not to share a bedroom with his wife. Hasn’t been laid since Stormy Daniels and he was such a bad fvck that he drove her to celibacy.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

“I think this mic stinks,” Trump said. “And then we don't pay the contractor. I say don't pay the contractor then they write a story, Trump doesn't pay his bills, he's a bad guy.”

As the problems continued, Trump quipped, “You’ve gotta be kidding. Do you want to see me knock the hell out of people backstage?” The crowd cheered, and Trump continued, “I don’t mind if they want to come up a little forward or something but it’s a pretty stupid situation, but that’s OK.”

“I get so angry, I’m up here seething. I’m seething, I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic,” he added. “I’m blowing out my left arm. Now I’m going to blow out my right arm, and I’m blowing out my damn throat too, because of these stupid people.”

Trump concluded with a deal for the crowd: “Pretend you’re listening to it perfectly and I’ll come back and do another one… with a decent mic.”

I thought conservatives were supposed to be the ones without a sense of humor?

Thats hilarious.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

...is weird, dudes.

This guy is up there absolutely caked in make up pretending he is going down on his mic...3 days before the election....and this is your guy?

Also, he complained for 5 minutes about the weight of the mic. lol He said he was going to beat somebody up over it, yet a 2.5 lb. microphone is too much for this titan?

lol at the so-called manliness of maga!

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[hoosboot]

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You think him getting elected makes this episode less weird?

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

You think him getting elected makes this episode less weird?

I haven't a clue what OP is talking about half of the time, so I don't even know the episode in question

 

[larsIU]

I haven't a clue what OP is talking about half of the time, so I don't even know the episode in question

Season 2, ep. 14 "Mic Problems"