It'll be more expensive next month...
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In reality, unless you're addicted to something fairly unique, pretty much anything you can get from there you can already find here...
With the current exchange rate if you're really Jonesing for Turducken, yellow pea soup, boiled fiddleheads, and Oreilles de Crisse (deep fried smoked pork rinds)
you can just head up North and buy it at the source...
"Canadian Bacon" is just a bad cut of ham ((actually that's not accurate, it's technically pork loin but that doesn't fit my narrative so please ignore that reality for the moment 😉)) so you're ahead of the game if you chose to either just go with ham or good ol' USA Bacon... If you're determined to have a bad cut of ham, go with Spam, with enough added garnish and hot sauce it'll nearly taste edible and the other 3 cans of your 4 pack won't expire for 5 years, so you can wait awhile to try to choke the rest of it down...
Now Moosehead and Molson are about half a Hop ahead of month old cat urine (this IS accurate) and although Moosehead does have a cool looking bottle label the graphics can't overcome the taste..., so..., the President has done you a huge favor by steering you in a different direction if you're still drinking that crap... You should write him and Thank him...
Pretty much the same goes for Mexico, aside from Tequila..., and of course, anyone serious about their Tequila has already loaded up... The exception there would be Fentanyl... If you're a Fentanyl addict you're fuqdedd... Trump has effectively put a Billion % Tariff on Cartel produced Fentanyl..., and with any luck will be putting the Fentanyl dealers out of business sooner than later...
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Make "the Americas" Great Again 😎
Trump says 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico coming Saturday: ‘We don’t need what they have’
President Trump said Thursday that his plan for 25% tariffs on Canadian and Mexican goods is set to take effect this weekend — because “we don’t need what they have.”
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In reality, unless you're addicted to something fairly unique, pretty much anything you can get from there you can already find here...
With the current exchange rate if you're really Jonesing for Turducken, yellow pea soup, boiled fiddleheads, and Oreilles de Crisse (deep fried smoked pork rinds)
you can just head up North and buy it at the source...
"Canadian Bacon" is just a bad cut of ham ((actually that's not accurate, it's technically pork loin but that doesn't fit my narrative so please ignore that reality for the moment 😉)) so you're ahead of the game if you chose to either just go with ham or good ol' USA Bacon... If you're determined to have a bad cut of ham, go with Spam, with enough added garnish and hot sauce it'll nearly taste edible and the other 3 cans of your 4 pack won't expire for 5 years, so you can wait awhile to try to choke the rest of it down...
Now Moosehead and Molson are about half a Hop ahead of month old cat urine (this IS accurate) and although Moosehead does have a cool looking bottle label the graphics can't overcome the taste..., so..., the President has done you a huge favor by steering you in a different direction if you're still drinking that crap... You should write him and Thank him...
Pretty much the same goes for Mexico, aside from Tequila..., and of course, anyone serious about their Tequila has already loaded up... The exception there would be Fentanyl... If you're a Fentanyl addict you're fuqdedd... Trump has effectively put a Billion % Tariff on Cartel produced Fentanyl..., and with any luck will be putting the Fentanyl dealers out of business sooner than later...
🍺🇺🇸🍺
Make "the Americas" Great Again 😎
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