I was driving west on 17th street today in B-town in front of the practice facility. Ergo the moniker Hometownfan, and I saw two obvious world class athletes on SCOOTERS! One of them was a front court player for us but he was really skinny so it obviously wasn't Double D. He darted in front of me and I lost him, however, Phinisee couldn't beat the traffic. So when I drove past him I yelled at him "you better not get hurt Rob!" He laughed and gave me a big smile. My question to the board, is after all of the injuries last year, why are our basketball players driving SCOOTERS? We all know the statistics on scooter injuries. We've created an Orthopedic surgeons wonderland down here in Bloomington. Damn you Bird and Lime! Why do you hate IU Basketball?