Poll: Trump, Biden, or a random person as President?

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Let's take the Board's temperature. I'm voting for a random person.

 

[iuwclurker]

Trump, Biden, or Lucy?!?

 

[TMFT]

Trump, Biden, or Lucy?!?

Geez, with those choices can't we just vote for the asteroid?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Let's take the Board's temperature. I'm voting for a random person.

Sortition. Like a jury pool. I'd do it for the pres, vp, both houses and the cabinet.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Let's take the Board's temperature. I'm voting for a random person.

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Univeee2 space force and nasa. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. Hooky the park service. TMP and Hoos arts. Aloha/Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. TMP and Hoos arts. Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

I vote for IUCrazy for Education...he's much more invested/interested in it than me.
Need an ambassador to Sweden?

 

[iuwclurker]

Geez, with those choices can't we just vote for the asteroid?

Hemorrhoid, mortumoid, or asteroid?

 

[mcmurtry66]

I vote for IUCrazy for Education...he's much more invested/interested in it than me.
Need an ambassador to Sweden?

Okay crazy it is. Sweden it is

 

[SqueakyClean]

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. TMP and Hoos arts. Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

I nominate myself for Secretary of Womens Bikini Mud Wrestling PPV events. I'll even donate a percentage of the proceeds to Noodle to offset his losses. Assuming I can get some headliners like Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansen to participate, I think I might even be able to get the federal budget balanced by year 3.

 

[TMFT]

I nominate myself for Secretary of Womens Bikini Mud Wrestling PPV events. I'll even donate a percentage of the proceeds to Noodle to offset his losses. Assuming I can get some headliners like Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansen to participate, I think I might even be able to get the federal budget balanced by year 3.

Throw a few pig mud wrestling matches in the mix and you'll get it balanced in year 1 with the contributions from the Boiler faithful.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Throw a few pig mud wrestling matches in the mix and you'll get it balanced in year 1 with the contributions from the Boiler faithful.

I was leaning more towards a revival of American Gladiators with the contestants being prominent members of the last four administrations.
Seeing Blaze and Turbo clothesline Pelosi on PPV would probably have to wait for May sweeps, but I bet I could pull in a half billion easy.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I was leaning more towards a revival of American Gladiators with the contestants being prominent members of the last four administrations.
Seeing Blaze and Turbo clothesline Pelosi on PPV would probably have to wait for May sweeps, but I bet I could pull in a half billion easy.

How about Hunter Greene beaning DJT with a pineapple?

 

[Univee2]

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. Hooky the park service. TMP and Hoos arts. Aloha/Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

I’m pretty fvckin’ pissed off.

MTIOTF, Rockport and I get The Department of Liquidity (Bourbons, beer and other libations). MTIOTF also gets the NCAA. Rockport gets all sports betting . . . . He knows people. I get NASA and the U.S. Space Force and thus all rights to the Moon, Mars and the Outer Rim.

Destiny is All . . . . .

 

[mcmurtry66]

I’m pretty fvckin’ pissed off.

MTIOTF, Rockport and I get The Department of Liquidity (Bourbons, beer and other libations). MTIOTF also gets the NCAA. Rockport gets all sports betting . . . . He knows people. I get NASA and the U.S. Space Force and thus all rights to the Moon, Mars and the Outer Rim.

Destiny is All . . . . .

Okay hold on. You have space force

 

[iuwclurker]

Oh boy, here we go again. McM and his lists. Two months later...

 

[mcmurtry66]

Oh boy, here we go again. McM and his lists. Two months later...

IGW will be the secretary of the new disinformation agency

 

[larsIU]

HHS.....oh hell yeah. When do the payoffs start?

MFA - pay me bitch
Subsidized private health insurance - pay me bitch

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I nominate myself for Secretary of Womens Bikini Mud Wrestling PPV events. I'll even donate a percentage of the proceeds to Noodle to offset his losses. Assuming I can get some headliners like Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansen to participate, I think I might even be able to get the federal budget balanced by year 3.

Boobs or get out

 

[SqueakyClean]

Boobs or get out

I'm thinking PPV tier package per 3 hour daily session:

$60 Standard viewing
$25 Standard viewing, but with pixelated naughty parts in the off chance one of the bikini's happens to slip


I mean, we gotta maintain some of those Christian values in this administration....

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I'm thinking PPV tier package per 3 hour daily session:

$60 Standard viewing
$25 Standard viewing, but with pixelated naughty parts in the off chance one of the bikini's happens to slip


I mean, we gotta maintain some of those Christian values in this administration....

Get out

 

[UncleMark]

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Univeee2 space force and nasa. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. Hooky the park service. TMP and Hoos arts. Aloha/Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

Double wides for everyone!

 

[UncleMark]

I vote for IUCrazy for Education...he's much more invested/interested in it than me.
Need an ambassador to Sweden?

I'll take Finland. I'd love to "negotiate" with the PM.

 

[IUCrazy2]

IGW will be the secretary of the new disinformation agency

Chamber of Commerce...duh.

 

[UncleMark]

Chamber of Commerce...duh.

Head of the SEC.

 

[Univee2]

Head of the SEC.

That would be Nick Saban.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I'd rather have this board.

You have a good measured way about you. You can be president. We need a lefty vp then. We will give that to Marv. I'll be press sect. Noodle can run the pto but we will have to figure out another rev stream bc he'll bitch about the paycut. Stoll will run the dept of labor. Univeee2 space force and nasa. Mark and cray HUD. Hmmmmm stuffshot the irs. Floor doj. Coh AG and goat Fcc. Fletch will be dept of trans. Twenty and Jdb treasury. Lars HHS. Hooky the park service. TMP and Hoos arts. Aloha/Danc/Ranger/76-1 sect of state and nsa. Bulk education. We'll start there And it'll be a marked improvement. Bipartisan to boot.

Can I apply for Ambassador of legislative branch Solid Waste removal?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Can I apply for Ambassador of legislative branch Solid Waste removal?

Done. Welcome

 

[NPT]

IGW will be the secretary of the new disinformation agency

Or treasury secretary.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Or treasury secretary.

With your cushy retirement I didn't want to bother you.

 

[NPT]

With your cushy retirement I didn't want to bother you.

I was referring to IGW .

 

[mcmurtry66]

I was referring to IGW .

Lol I know.

 

[NPT]

Lol I know.

Besides that if you have a wife nothing is ever cushy... they work you harder at home than you have to work on a job.

 

[UncleMark]

Besides that if you have a wife nothing is ever cushy... they work you harder at home than you have to work on a job.

Why do you think I got a job after I retired?

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Let's take the Board's temperature. I'm voting for a random person.

isnt that ridiculous? I’d roll the dice with them as well.

 

[iuwclurker]

I'll take Finland. I'd love to "negotiate" with the PM.

Not to mention all those cute Russian spies washing up on the coast…

 

[NPT]

Why do you think I got a job after I retired?

Because your wife told you to get one.

 

[UncleMark]

Because your wife told you to get one.

She did. She just didn't realize it. But when she started in with her massive To Do list the decision was made.