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Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
 
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frikkenfrakken said:
Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
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go for a run, garden, get out in the woods.
 
frikkenfrakken said:
Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
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Thorazine?
 
frikkenfrakken said:
Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
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No worries, I’ll provide the pics.
 
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frikkenfrakken said:
Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
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it is possible the experiences kids had during COVID messed them up. When we were locked down and kids didn't go to school it had an impact on some.
 
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It is a great feeling to sleep with a woman who is better looking than you and also has taken vows to be with you for the rest of your lives.
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Yes, mid thrust I often find myself thinking about how awesome it is that she repeated some non-binding promises that are the last vestige of an abhorrent system of property transfer.

I think about it the most right before I start mildly, consensually choking her, and right after I wrap up a series of vile insults, which she is required to repeat back to me.

The penalty for her failure to agree with said insults in convincing fashion is also quite prohibited by your favorite book of rules.

Then we rob a liquor store and we both get abortions. Then I get a gender change so I can legally use the wrong bathroom and peep on young girls. Then we find someone wearing blended fabrics and we stone them to death.

Some of this post is true, and some isn't. You can guess which parts.
 
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Yes, mid thrust I often find myself thinking about how awesome it is that she repeated some non-binding promises that are the last vestige of an abhorrent system of property transfer.

I think about it the most right before I start mildly, consensually choking her, and right after I wrap up a series of vile insults, which she is required to repeat back to me.

The penalty for her failure to agree with said insults in convincing fashion is also quite prohibited by your favorite book of rules.

Then we rob a liquor store and we both get abortions. Then I get a gender change so I can legally use the wrong bathroom and peep on young girls. Then we find someone wearing blended fabrics and we stone them to death.

Some of this post is true, and some isn't. You can guess which parts.
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You should post on the AOTF more often.
 
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Yes, mid thrust I often find myself thinking about how awesome it is that she repeated some non-binding promises that are the last vestige of an abhorrent system of property transfer.

I think about it the most right before I start mildly, consensually choking her, and right after I wrap up a series of vile insults, which she is required to repeat back to me.

The penalty for her failure to agree with said insults in convincing fashion is also quite prohibited by your favorite book of rules.

Then we rob a liquor store and we both get abortions. Then I get a gender change so I can legally use the wrong bathroom and peep on young girls. Then we find someone wearing blended fabrics and we stone them to death.

Some of this post is true, and some isn't. You can guess which parts.
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frikkenfrakken said:
Yes, mid thrust I often find myself thinking about how awesome it is that she repeated some non-binding promises that are the last vestige of an abhorrent system of property transfer.

I think about it the most right before I start mildly, consensually choking her, and right after I wrap up a series of vile insults, which she is required to repeat back to me.

The penalty for her failure to agree with said insults in convincing fashion is also quite prohibited by your favorite book of rules.

Then we rob a liquor store and we both get abortions. Then I get a gender change so I can legally use the wrong bathroom and peep on young girls. Then we find someone wearing blended fabrics and we stone them to death.

Some of this post is true, and some isn't. You can guess which parts.
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When you talk about consensual does this have to do with your multiple personality disorder? Or maybe you are joking about the consensual aspect of the story because you are a monster who thinks he owns his wife????? I would say most definitely you are joking about both of you getting abortions because I assume you are a man, but then again you could be trans.
 
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When you talk about consensual does this have to do with your multiple personality disorder? Or maybe you are joking about the consensual aspect of the story because you are a monster who thinks he owns his wife????? I would say most definitely you are joking about both of you getting abortions because I assume you are a man, but then again you could be trans.
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You're an idiot.
 
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When you talk about consensual does this have to do with your multiple personality disorder? Or maybe you are joking about the consensual aspect of the story because you are a monster who thinks he owns his wife????? I would say most definitely you are joking about both of you getting abortions because I assume you are a man, but then again you could be trans.
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I'm surprised that you are unclear on the definition of consensual. I hope for your wife's sake that you figure it out. By the way, why is the preacher who loves IU basketball on the OTF with the other degenerates who post hotness and HLA in the first place? Your hot wife not getting it done for you anymore?

Mental illness doesn't have anything to do with whether anything is consensual or not, but that's a really great effort at insulting me. That isn't a non-sequitur at all. Perfectly logical. Sick burn. I'll take that one to the grave, and if I repent all my sins on my deathbed I'll take it to heaven too.

Even if I was trans, I couldn't get an abortion, you rube. Learn something, anything...about the topic before you comment please.

I guess I'll remain a mystery to you. Yesterday you apparently thought we could bond over taking our hot wives to pound town, and today I'm a monster. Who knows what gem you'll "know" tomorrow.
 
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I'm surprised that you are unclear on the definition of consensual. I hope for your wife's sake that you figure it out. By the way, why is the preacher who loves IU basketball on the OTF with the other degenerates who post hotness and HLA in the first place? Your hot wife not getting it done for you anymore?

Mental illness doesn't have anything to do with whether anything is consensual or not, but that's a really great effort at insulting me. That isn't a non-sequitur at all. Perfectly logical. Sick burn. I'll take that one to the grave, and if I repent all my sins on my deathbed I'll take it to heaven too.

Even if I was trans, I couldn't get an abortion, you rube. Learn something, anything...about the topic before you comment please.

I guess I'll remain a mystery to you. Yesterday you apparently thought we could bond over taking our hot wives to pound town, and today I'm a monster. Who knows what gem you'll "know" tomorrow.
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Some topics here interest me. Why spend time with degenerates? Jesus spent time with tax collectors and sinners. I am still a sinner too who has been forgiven.
 
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What if you were a natural born woman married to a natural woman? Don't bank on repenting at the end. The vast majority of people die the way they live
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The neither of us could get pregnant, so neither could get abortions. You should check in on a little science. You might discover that nature is quite a bit less "natural" than your narrow interpretations suggest.

I'm not banking on anything. But I'm sure some hustler preacher would happily offer dispensation for a small donation if I changed my mind.
 
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The neither of us could get pregnant, so neither could get abortions. You should check in on a little science. You might discover that nature is quite a bit less "natural" than your narrow interpretations suggest.

I'm not banking on anything. But I'm sure some hustler preacher would happily offer dispensation for a small donation if I changed my mind.
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Yes, mid thrust I often find myself thinking about how awesome it is that she repeated some non-binding promises that are the last vestige of an abhorrent system of property transfer.

I think about it the most right before I start mildly, consensually choking her, and right after I wrap up a series of vile insults, which she is required to repeat back to me.

The penalty for her failure to agree with said insults in convincing fashion is also quite prohibited by your favorite book of rules.

Then we rob a liquor store and we both get abortions. Then I get a gender change so I can legally use the wrong bathroom and peep on young girls. Then we find someone wearing blended fabrics and we stone them to death.

Some of this post is true, and some isn't. You can guess which parts.
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frikkenfrakken said:
Watching her get a dozen advantages I never had growing up in the 90's, while she ****s around and takes 0 advantage of any of it is goddamn maddening. I want to lock her in her room and play the Bob Knight halftime speech at 130 decibels on repeat until she wakes the **** up and actually works at something.

Like, I don't even care what it is. ****ing try at something.

Sorry, rant over. No, nothing in a two piece. I'm irrationally angry today. Anybody know anything other Booze or weed that will help?
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I've got a 23, 18 and 11 year old. All girls. I'm a pro at this.

They think they have it all figured out, so you have to let them fail sometimes. Give your advice but don't push to hard on issues that aren't really all than important. When they mess up, and they will, be there for them.

Take some alone time, go for a walk, do yard work (mowing is my sanctuary), play a round of golf if thats your thing. Get away and not think about things because it does nobody good if you're not good.

They'll grow out of it (hopefully). My 24 year old did. Sounds like your kid has a dad that cares. She'll see that eventually, you're doing well.
 
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