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My crazy evening

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My uncle lives alone. He's retired. I don't hear from him real often, but his sister called my wife and asked us to go check on him, because no one has heard from him in days. I text him, no response. I call him, get no answer.

So, I dropped the daughter off at swim practice (pics are forbidden, and she's 9, so don't ask) and went over to his place. No tracks in the snow leading to or away from his place. Ring the doorbell twice. No answer. Bang on door twice, no answer. I can faintly hear the TV.

I called the cops. Then I called my aunt. She tells me there's a patio in back and you can see into his living room. I walk around the back and look inside. He's on his couch, slumped over. No lights are on, and the TV light casts a pale glow. I tell my aunt I can see him and I think he's dead.

I eventually bang on the back door. He jumps up, very confused, and answers the door, talking like he had a stroke or something.

He's drunk. Alive, but very drunk. He lost his phone deep in the bowels of his couch, and gave up on finding it. I called it 9 times in a row until he found it.

The cops showed up, and seemed relieved that I wasn't there to ambush them. They took my word that he was still alive. They left as quick as they arrived.

My uncle said that whatever was going on, another bourbon will surely solve it. I took that as my cue to leave. Not dead, just very drunk. Yikes.
 
legendary post

well done

what kind of whiskey?


No cocaine. No bar maids.

Epic - allowable.

Legendary? Gotta go to the judges:




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Is it time for an old age home?

I had a great aunt that I adored. When I was a kid she’d sneak me desserts and take me places my parents couldn’t be bothered with anymore.

My greatest lasting memory of her was when she was forced to move into an old age home. It sucked the life out of her. She loved sports though and would watch IU, the Cubs or whatever she could find. Problem was in the area of the home she lived there was only a community TV. She always wanted to watch her shows while everyone else watched some shit programming. She told me she would often steal the remote control and hide it inside her pants where nobody could find it.

Well the day she died in that shit hole there it was the remote control hidden inside her pants. One of the nurses told me when she passed the remote was on her. I asked if I could have that remote if I could replace it with another. When she was buried I made sure that remote control was inside her casket. My Aunt Lizzy was a gem.
 
Is it time for an old age home?

I had a great aunt that I adored. When I was a kid she’d sneak me desserts and take me places my parents couldn’t be bothered with anymore.

My greatest lasting memory of her was when she was forced to move into an old age home. It sucked the life out of her. She loved sports though and would watch IU, the Cubs or whatever she could find. Problem was in the area of the home she lived there was only a community TV. She always wanted to watch her shows while everyone else watched some shit programming. She told me she would often steal the remote control and hide it inside her pants where nobody could find it.

Well the day she died in that shit hole there it was the remote control hidden inside her pants. One of the nurses told me when she passed the remote was on her. I asked if I could have that remote if I could replace it with another. When she was buried I made sure that remote control was inside her casket. My Aunt Lizzy was a gem.
That's a great story. I don't think he needs a home--but he might need rehab, I dunno.
 
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That's a great story. I don't think he needs a home--but he might need rehab, I dunno.
How old is he? At a certain point hasn’t someone earned the right to smoke drink or eat crap food. It always seems like it’s the 90 year old woman who claims she drinks a whisky every night of her life.
 
How old is he? At a certain point hasn’t someone earned the right to smoke drink or eat crap food. It always seems like it’s the 90 year old woman who claims she drinks a whisky every night of her life.
I think he's 67 or 68. His sisters want him to go, and he certainly has a history that would suggest he was prone to poor choices and alcohol when he was younger. He was passed out on his couch at 6 PM on a Wednesday.

But yeah, he's retired. He isn't beating anyone up or driving drunk, so it's not really my business how he spends his evenings. If that's what makes him happy, I'm sure he knows the risks at this point. If he wants help, I'm happy to help him, but if he doesn't, no amount of nattering from me will make it happen. People have to want to rehab. If they don't, it won't last.

This is no "Ryan's Steakhouse" story, but still, too much excitement for me on a Wednesday night.
 
My uncle lives alone. He's retired. I don't hear from him real often, but his sister called my wife and asked us to go check on him, because no one has heard from him in days. I text him, no response. I call him, get no answer.

So, I dropped the daughter off at swim practice (pics are forbidden, and she's 9, so don't ask) and went over to his place. No tracks in the snow leading to or away from his place. Ring the doorbell twice. No answer. Bang on door twice, no answer. I can faintly hear the TV.

I called the cops. Then I called my aunt. She tells me there's a patio in back and you can see into his living room. I walk around the back and look inside. He's on his couch, slumped over. No lights are on, and the TV light casts a pale glow. I tell my aunt I can see him and I think he's dead.

I eventually bang on the back door. He jumps up, very confused, and answers the door, talking like he had a stroke or something.

He's drunk. Alive, but very drunk. He lost his phone deep in the bowels of his couch, and gave up on finding it. I called it 9 times in a row until he found it.

The cops showed up, and seemed relieved that I wasn't there to ambush them. They took my word that he was still alive. They left as quick as they arrived.

My uncle said that whatever was going on, another bourbon will surely solve it. I took that as my cue to leave. Not dead, just very drunk. Yikes.
Poor guy. I hope he can get some help. One issue I can relate to is losing the cell phone. My wife loses her phone at least once a day. I have to call her phone until she finds it.
 
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