Mt. Rushmore & Mt. Trashmore of Halloween candy
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my daughter has a locker in her bedroom. last week i broke into it to steal candy and she had a box of these nerd cluster things in there. i couldn't even believe how good htey were. i ate the whole box. for three days i could barely chew my teeth hurt so badly
You ARE weak! Broke into your daughter’s candy? I don’t know the nerd clusters. I’ll look for them. Heading to the little ones to pass out candy while they trick or treat. Sadly, their three Taylor Swift costumes ( each a different era ( along with Mom) will have to be covered with coats.
yeah it's awful. a block over the divorced dad's club puts a fire pit in the street adn we sit in lawn chairs and drink. i don't think i'm going to even do that. it's too cold
Nothing warms the kids hearts like a stick of beef jerky
i'm rarely on it. if you have 500 friends the same 10 people are all you see. and 5 of them post nonstop. it's pretty worthless really
People, people, people.
It’s Reese’s. (smh)
Now, there are only three.
1. Reese’s cups
2. Mounds
3. Three Musketeers
Payday is AAA.
Everything else is deep minor leagues.
Mounds is far inferior to Almond Joy, since dark chocolate is much worse than milk chocolate and almonds are better then no almonds. 3 Musketeers might make the 4th or 5th backup Mt. Rushmore, down there with Milky Way.
anything with raisins or marshmallow is definitely Trashmore material. Mallo Cups? yuck
anything with raisins or marshmallow is definitely Trashmore material. Mallo Cups? yuck
Those are mostly air. Ever wonder why your house sees dozens of eggs every Halloween?
I'm reflexively thinking about putting a burning bag of crap on your porch and ringing the doorbell.
We win every Halloween (when we’re home, which we aren’t this year).
Reese’s cups to the little buggers. Guinness to the dads.
I'm glad you cleared that up. I would have hurt myself trying to get off your porch and hide before you answered the door.
Dark chocolate is far superior. Like a fine wine to ripple. Like Zagreb’s to McDonalds. Like football to s*****.
If you're going to subject yourself to that unholy coconut concoction, the dark chocolate is the only thing that makes it somewhat palatable.
lame....
some halloween trivia:
why witches don't wear underpants?
to get a better grip on the broom
You probably love licorice too.
Candy, like pizza, isn't an acquired taste. It is good from the first taste, or it isn't. Unlike beer, unlike wine, unlike cheeses...
Number one yes, two and three, no. Three Musketeers needs something else besides just nougat. IMHO
1. Reese's
2. Twix
3. Snickers
I dare anyone to have a problem with that list.
2. Twix
3. Snickers
I dare anyone to have a problem with that list.
Licorice is the s***** of the candy world. Vile, disgusting, repulsive. Candy corn is just barely a step above.
Beets are the licorice of the vegetable world.
Luckily they are the same thing!
Snickers blows. The other two are fine though i'd flip the order. #3 is Kit Kat.
Hey now, don't you dare drag futbol into the psychotic world of people who like licorice.
Wine gums on the other hand........That's right. Look them up.
I kind of felt like Kit Kat is just a poor man's Twix, although I'd probably put it at #4, or perhaps #5, behind Milky Way.
You know, of course, you can’t escape the Court through this charade of using “f*****”. We’re wise to that ruse.
$10.00.
Kit Kat is....cleaner. From a texture standpoint. Agree on Milky Way, especially the dark chocolate variety.
Update...Kit Kat went #1
Reeces went #2
Followed by Hersheys which was neck and neck with Reeces the whole way.
I just mentioned that to the kids we took trick or treating tonight and they yelled old school at me...Followed by I have one you want it....MMMMM hudwed thosaan dowwar bar. Cheeewwwwyyy
BTW 100,000 dollar bar is pretty good with Johnny Black
Not to pick on you, because others have done it, but it’s spelled Reese’s.
The Reese family is getting passed off.
3 Musketeers are Milky Ways without caramel, Milky Ways are Snickers without peanuts, and Snickers contain both 3 Muskateers and Milky Ways.
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It’s all about texture. I like Kit Kats better than Twix. Neither Milky Way or 3 Musketeers do much for me. I think Reese’s is the only one that doesn’t need a little texture.
Someone said Neccos...BUT everyone will have to admit to pretend smoking and eating candy cigarettes as a little kid with your buddies. What was it with the sixties man everyone smoked. I could literally walk up to a cigarette vending machine as a young kid and get a pack of smokes at the Elks in Elkhart.
