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Minnesota Gophers - FRAUDS

I recently learned that the mascot for the flagship institution of the University of Minnesota system, commonly referred to as the Golden Gopher, isn't a Gopher at all. It's a squirrel.

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I’m not even going to comment on a mascot since we refuse to have one. Actually, the closest we came was 3 weeks ago when we brought out the police dog, Cash, in the IU jersey. Right now, I say let him be our unofficial mascot the rest of the season.

Until we adopt the bison officially…..right now, we appear to be a chair that says “best dressed” with a tag on it that says “Please, no chair throwing.”

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I’m not even going to comment on a mascot since we refuse to have one. Actually, the closest we came was 3 weeks ago when we brought out the police dog, Cash, in the IU jersey. Right now, I say let him be our unofficial mascot the rest of the season.

Until we adopt the bison officially…..right now, we appear to be a chair that says “best dressed” with a tag on it that says “Please, no chair throwing.”

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A chair for a mascot. Now that would make for an interesting costume.
 
I’m not even going to comment on a mascot since we refuse to have one. Actually, the closest we came was 3 weeks ago when we brought out the police dog, Cash, in the IU jersey. Right now, I say let him be our unofficial mascot the rest of the season.

Until we adopt the bison officially…..right now, we appear to be a chair that says “best dressed” with a tag on it that says “Please, no chair throwing.”

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So, there is no bison mascot in the Big. Hmmm

Marketing majors - please remain silent. Business loves a vacuum.
 
I’m not even going to comment on a mascot since we refuse to have one. Actually, the closest we came was 3 weeks ago when we brought out the police dog, Cash, in the IU jersey. Right now, I say let him be our unofficial mascot the rest of the season.

Until we adopt the bison officially…..right now, we appear to be a chair that says “best dressed” with a tag on it that says “Please, no chair throwing.”

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I think that dog was named after the late Kieth Cash.
 
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