Massage chairs
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My undiscovered g-spot eh? Might be safer too. The number of times I have told them to stop -- finger searching for my elusive g-spot whilst she was doing a blowie? The number of times I have been digitally raped anally... U don't hear me suing anyone. That's how I roll.... Anally manly!
Maybe the trick is to get a trannie to do it? Then suddenly, it's doctor Livingstone I presume moment?!
Then maybe I get the fourth of July fireworks that women get instead of the usual mundane release like our preacher's relief moments.
Would be a major milestone in my life if it was discovered. Many women I know think I am a bit vanilla or a pussy for telling them to stop due to the pain/nail.
Anyway I digress...
I am looking at the chair because of top gun and TC.
He's inspired me to shoot hig, try and workout hard enough to get the TC bod or close. Need the massage chair for recovery if I work out at that level.
Nothing to do with my elusive g-spot.
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We bought a split king bed with the super adjustable base. It has a bunch of massage modes. It sends the dog running.
I went to the mall and just got one. The Japanese brand, ogawa genix instead of Osim, which is Singaporean.
We had one of those that came with our tempur pedic and our dogs did the same thing. We were always afraid it would just stop working one day after adjusting it.
Sold it when we moved because that frame is heavy as shat.
Just got it delivered today.
There is no better feeling than to get a massage after a workout. I feel like a pro-athlete now!!! The only parts it can do are my quads and parts of my hamstrings.
Certainly not as good as a pair of hands or two sets of hands (yes there are 4 hands massage - places here.)
But to have it without leaving the house is a small price to pay.
There is no better feeling than to get a massage after a workout. I feel like a pro-athlete now!!! The only parts it can do are my quads and parts of my hamstrings.
Certainly not as good as a pair of hands or two sets of hands (yes there are 4 hands massage - places here.)
But to have it without leaving the house is a small price to pay.
I've got a thought: how is there no BJ option? Obviously missing a major marketing opp... maybe a joint marketing effort and team up with Fleshlight?
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That's a co-marketing opportunity for a local "services" partner, which opens the door for all kinds of add on sales.
I am getting a massage as I type. Seriously, I think it's one of my best buys in the last 10yrs.
It gives a mean ass massage -- great when you do a lot of cardio exercises.
U only get that with a few proper masseurs unless they are expecting to do the happy endings. Only missing the oil.
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