KFC Bowl
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Our KFC is so bad I won't go there again! Give me some Popeye's.
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How do I know she's Asian? Is the olive skin tone? The granny panties? There must be something else... I just can't put my finger on it
Just went there for the first time and got the chicken salad sandwich... Meh, it was okay. A little too pricey for me.
In the words of the genius, Patton Oswalt:
"Okay, stop right there. Can you pile all of those items into a single bowl, just kinda make 'em into a wet mound of starch that I can eat with a spoon like I'm a death row prisoner on suicide watch? Could I just have that instead?
Um, yes, we can do that. We can also arrange those on a plate like you're an adult with dignity and self-respect. You don't have to actually eat your food out of a single bowl.
F**k that, I'm done, I don't give a shit. Just pile all those things in a bowl. Is there a way that the bowl can play This Mortal Coil's "It'll End In Tears" album while I'm eating it at 2 in the morning in my darkened apartment, just kinda staring into the middle distance?
KFC's famous bowls, that's their top selling item. Can't keep 'em -- America has spoken: Pile my food in a f***ing bowl, I don't give a shit, I'll have it all in one f***in' -- I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop. If you could put my lunch in a blender and liquefy it and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it right into my femoral artery, even better. But until you invent a Lunch Gun, I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl. That is what I want."
"Okay, stop right there. Can you pile all of those items into a single bowl, just kinda make 'em into a wet mound of starch that I can eat with a spoon like I'm a death row prisoner on suicide watch? Could I just have that instead?
Um, yes, we can do that. We can also arrange those on a plate like you're an adult with dignity and self-respect. You don't have to actually eat your food out of a single bowl.
F**k that, I'm done, I don't give a shit. Just pile all those things in a bowl. Is there a way that the bowl can play This Mortal Coil's "It'll End In Tears" album while I'm eating it at 2 in the morning in my darkened apartment, just kinda staring into the middle distance?
KFC's famous bowls, that's their top selling item. Can't keep 'em -- America has spoken: Pile my food in a f***ing bowl, I don't give a shit, I'll have it all in one f***in' -- I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop. If you could put my lunch in a blender and liquefy it and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it right into my femoral artery, even better. But until you invent a Lunch Gun, I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl. That is what I want."
No. It was the elimination of the fiery boneless buffalo wings that did them in. Fk 'em.
Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Gravey
Corn
Cheese
Yep....that sounds really disgusting.
I guessing everyone around here uses these when they eat so as one food item will never mix with another...
Mashed Potatoes
Gravey
Corn
Cheese
Yep....that sounds really disgusting.
I guessing everyone around here uses these when they eat so as one food item will never mix with another...
Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Gravey
Corn
Cheese
Yep....that sounds really disgusting.
I guessing everyone around here uses these when they eat so as one food item will never mix with another...
I would almost rather eat a school lunch than some nasty KFC.
p.s. How long does it typically take for the KFC bowl to pass through the bowels? Gotta think that's a pretty quick turnaround...
The last KFC I ate at was in China 2 years ago. The driver and the person I was traveling with thought it was a treat to stop there for lunch. I got a chicken sandwich and fries. If I want fried chicken, I go to the Log Inn or Stolls. Stolls has the best chicken. The atmosphere sucks, but the chicken is good.
I'm going to avoid this KFC bowl as it will cause me to use another type of bowl.
I'm going to avoid this KFC bowl as it will cause me to use another type of bowl.
There is a burger served at the local minor league ballpark called the Beast. It is a burger with pulled pork, bacon, and served on apple fritter buns. My son is supposed to take part in a contest to see who can eat it the fastest or the most, not really sure of the rules.. I hope they have an ambulance ready.
The Tupelo Honey Cafe has some pretty good fried chicken. Not many locations around the US, but if you find yourself near one, give it a try. Their biscuits are delicious, too.
you keep calling stuff food that isn't really food.Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Gravey
Corn
Cheese
Yep....that sounds really disgusting.
I guessing everyone around here uses these when they eat so as one food item will never mix with another...
lol. Good one.Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Gravey
Corn
Cheese
Yep....that sounds really disgusting.
I guessing everyone around here uses these when they eat so as one food item will never mix with another...
Screw the bowl....
This is where it's at....
I tried it once to say I did.....probably won't do it again....but damn....it was quite fantastic.
It truly doesn't matter what the topic is, you're misinformed.
It's almost comical how fking stupid you are.
You represent the idiot American well ..
No way anyone but a professional actor could play dumb that well. Especially without a script. It's noted that playing dumber than oneself is actually harder than playing smarter than oneself.
If fake he has Laurence Olivier like acting chops. Plus, he showed up on freeboard first, showing off his ignorance of basketball during the Cody recruitment and didn't post here until a year or more later.
If he is fake he's a fking genius, and is wasting his talent on a message board......more likely he's actually real and truly a fking imbecile.
I know. I remember when I first discovered it. There hasn't been many updates lately but it's pretty comprehensive.
Screw KFC. Give me Popeyes. Only wish there were Bojangles up here but I assume Popeyes is similar. That's some good fried chicken. Never tried Churches.
But no chicken bowls. Ever.
For those in Indy or near by, hit The Eagle on Mass Ave. Killer fried chicken and greens. You're welcome.
But no chicken bowls. Ever.
For those in Indy or near by, hit The Eagle on Mass Ave. Killer fried chicken and greens. You're welcome.
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