Court told me he was throwing breakfast burritos and bloody Mary’s at his tailgate, except it turns out he doesn’t actually attend IU football games. So, as I’m standing next to my HH parking spot eagerly awaiting his parking spot number (on an empty, thirsty stomach), I was forced to confront the reality that he wasn’t showing up, and that he never intended to. I managed to get over it, but I’m hopeful he’ll someday reconsider and follow through on his invitation. In the interim, the WC and FF are poor excuses for forums, and neither will sustain my appetite for intelligent, reasoned discussion of the stated issues of the day.