It's 39 degrees outside.

[Aloha Hoosier]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

 

[Univee2]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

Watch out for falling pine trees . . .

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

Watch out for falling pine trees . . .

Saw that in the Master's "highlights."

 

[Baller23Boogie]

It's suppose to be low 50s in my neck of the woods today mid day.

I'm taking my youngest to a Easter egg hunt at our church this afternoon and then we're coming home and decorating our own eggs for the bunny to hide while the wife is at work tonight.

Should be a good day.

 

[BCCHoosier]

Walked a few miles this morning. Getting ready to mow then may grill out. Long range weather forecast looking good for Illinois and Indiana.

Love Springtime.

 

[Indianaftw]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

Mowed the lawn yesterday in shorts and short sleeve shirt. It was perfect out. Enjoy

 

[Indianaftw]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

ohhhh and sunscreen...Back of my neck is a little crispy this morning. I forgot.

 

[Univee2]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

Just beat Koepka. If you have to, bounce a chip shot off his head.

 

[Lucy01]

Mowed the lawn yesterday in shorts and short sleeve shirt. It was perfect out. Enjoy

The trailer park mows my yard. It’s all part of the rent. It’s also nice to have the door open to air out the trailer.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

nice try Aloha

 

[Univee2]

nice try Aloha

Error 1011 shows up.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

Error 1011 shows up.

Ha. The Elbonians just took over your computer.

Try this.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2023/04/Screenshot-2023-04-07-at-12.18.37-PM.png

 

[Univee2]

Ha. The Elbonians just took over your computer.

Try this.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2023/04/Screenshot-2023-04-07-at-12.18.37-PM.png

Damn Elbonians. Same thing.

 

[i'vegotwinners]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

leave the cigar and take a doobie instead.

you'll thank me later.

 

[UncleMark]

leave the cigar and take a doobie instead.

you'll thank me later.

If he remembers.

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

If he remembers.

Can’t smoke a doobie. Still have a Top Secret clearance and dope smoking isn’t permitted.

 

[UncleMark]

Can’t smoke a doobie. Still have a Top Secret clearance and dope smoking isn’t permitted.

It would be a Secret. Duh.

 

[Lucy01]

Can’t smoke a doobie. Still have a Top Secret clearance and dope smoking isn’t permitted.

You’re a dick!

 

[Baller23Boogie]

Can’t smoke a doobie. Still have a Top Secret clearance and dope smoking isn’t permitted.

Didn't you just say you wanted to retire-retire in another thread?

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

It would be a Secret. Duh.

Piss tests don’t lie.

 

[UncleMark]

Piss tests don’t lie.

When was the last time you had one?

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

Didn't you just say you wanted to retire-retire in another thread?

Yes, I really do. I’m tired of taking care of other people. 6 to 12 months, I’m done. Just want to take care of a couple things and a couple of people and then I’m done.

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

When was the last time you had one?

Been a while, but they’re random. I want to retire, not be fired.

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

You’re a dick!

Thank you. I try.

 

[bawlmer]

Yes, I really do. I’m tired of taking care of other people. 6 to 12 months, I’m done. Just want to take care of a couple things and a couple of people and then I’m done.

I retired in October. Feels like a second lease on life. Congratulations!

 

[Crayfish57]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

Cigars are a recently acquired vice for me. They smelled nasty when someone else was smoking them and never thought about ever smoking one til my 50s. Now I like one now and then, I figure there are plenty of other things that will kill me before that does.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

It would be a Secret. Duh.

I mean, top secret should mean something, shouldn’t it? Q- will you take a puss test? A- I would, but the results are classified, top secret.
Fvck’um, smoke up and relax for a change.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

Played in a scramble today. Might kill me. Still in doubt.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

That sucks for a day in April, but it's supposed to warm up to 59 in a couple of hours. I put on a pair of shorts and a polo and I'm going to play a round of golf. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but 50-degree weather is good for shorts and golf. I'm going to take a cigar too and enjoy my first one of the spring. Life's not terrible.

It’s gonna be 75 on Tuesday and 81 on Wednesday up in Minny.

 

[zeke4ahs]

How strange was it seeing it be 40s and rainy at the Masters when it was 65 and sunny in Indy area?