Is Bill Walton stoned right now?

[HOOSIER JOE]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

 

[h20pls]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

Seriously...the guy makes all of this...even the stuff I like...so painful...if I were drinking a shot for every "beautiful" he said...I'd be hosed.

 

[VanPastorMan]

I got to give it up for the other announcer. The guy is hanging in there. You can just tell at certain awkward pauses that he is saying to himself, "Bill, what are you doing?".

 

[ufo33]

I am laughing at Walton. At least Walton is more entertaining than IU's defense.

 

[ufo33]

No D. No rebounds. No Chance.

 

[ufo33]

Color. Detail. Clarity. Bill Walton is reading the label on his Maui Jim Sunglasses.

 

[ufo33]

Walton is stoned. "The fate of the known world is in the balance here", said Walton.

 

[ufo33]

I want to see Bill Walton host SNL.

 

[Univee2]

Walton is stoned. "The fate of the known world is in the balance here", said Walton.

When is Walton not stoned?

 

[Univee2]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

If Walton does the UCLA game it ought to be extremely entertaining given Walton's hatred for Alford.

 

[Bippy]

Walton is stoned. "The fate of the known world is in the balance here", said Walton.

He's forgotten more about the game than you goofballs will ever know. It's entertainment for "gosh" sake

 

[Stuffshot]

He's forgotten more about the game than you goofballs will ever know. It's entertainment for "gosh" sake

Not entertaining.

 

[ufo33]

Walton is funny.

 

[ufo33]

John Prater of Prater flooring. 65 employees and they are on it everytime. Denigrating his contribution to this wonderful economy. Walton must have the munchies. Bill is talking non-stop!

 

[Chibooms]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

He's in love with Hartman's body and loves Christian Westford. He really needs to retire.

 

[ufo33]

Walton be trippin.
Psychedelic basketball announcing.
I'm recording this one for some best of all-time Walton-isms.
Beautiful rainbow... only color is red...
Man give Walton some coffee, he needs to come back to planet earth.

 

[Stuffshot]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

Now Walton says:

Hartman is Adonis
Blackmon is Rick Fox
And Bryant is Moses Malone.

 

[ufo33]

Walton holding a bamboo turtle says fear the Turtle.

 

[ufo33]

Walton says Offense wins championships.

 

[wawasee]

dude is whacked!

 

[toastedbread]

Walton holding a bamboo turtle says fear the Turtle.

WOrst announcing I have ever heard in my life. Nails on a chalkboard.

 

[ufo33]

Wakton is Funny as He//.

 

[Bloomers]

Continental Tires. Even though Troy Williams isn't on a continent right now, he's got game. What???

 

[ncmac53]

When is Walton not stoned?

It's a little hard to tell because he always sounds like someone coming off of three root canals.

 

[Fro]

They need a SAP channel with another set of announcers.

Walton's entertaining if you don't care about watching the game.

 

[ufo33]

Fred Glass is going to be busy in the offseason.

 

[jsig]

I'll watch any game Walton does. He cracks me up. If you listen between his schtick, he makes a lot of good basketball comments. Pure greatness.

 

[ufo33]

Whoa that ain't workin'
Got to play the guitar on the MTV.

 

[MrFace]

Stoned? Naw, not this guy. Couldnt be.

 

[ufo33]

Bill likes to ride his bike. He was upset when someone stole this bike and he wanted it back after his Portland Trail Blazers won the NBA World Championship.

 

[The_Jadlow_Experience]

i knew he tiki idol cursed us when he repeatedly told us w.f. hadn't done a thing in the game, but yet they were down by less than five most time.

 

[Ladoga]

He is even less coherent than usual. Did he smoke some primo Maui Wowi after he got off the plane? Good lord, ESPN? Does ESPN have chimpanzees throwing poop at a wall with a list of names on it to assign announcers?

I am sure it is because UCLA is in the Maui Invitational...but I know one thing: ESPN must have one helluva loose drug testing policy.

YES! What time is it? When did you post this? What time zone is he in? You in?

 

[purduedavie]

I'll watch any game Walton does. He cracks me up. If you listen between his schtick, he makes a lot of good basketball comments. Pure greatness.

I like him as well, his broadcasts are a treat!