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HELOC for Eggs & Gas?

I've noticed that since I dumped the bitch, I'm ready to get back into the chicks. Gettin my groove back to being me for a change, instead of angry, drunk and stoned. I'm dumping the Angry part!
Speaking of stoned you’ll like this. I was carrying shit from the car and my minion grabbed a big sealed bag and was carrying it and my neighbor lady goes ohhhhhhh looks like someone got a new toy

And I go. Noooo. It’s a big bag of dope.

You should have seen her face
 
Speaking of stoned you’ll like this. I was carrying shit from the car and my minion grabbed a big sealed bag and was carrying it and my neighbor lady goes ohhhhhhh looks like someone got a new toy

And I go. Noooo. It’s a big bag of dope.

You should have seen her face

Something like this?
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Speaking of stoned you’ll like this. I was carrying shit from the car and my minion grabbed a big sealed bag and was carrying it and my neighbor lady goes ohhhhhhh looks like someone got a new toy

And I go. Noooo. It’s a big bag of dope.

You should have seen her face
I surprised that the little feller didn't say "SO shut yo mouth snitch!"
 
Prices rising and I’m not sure what to do? Family’s going hungry and I have to walk a mile to the grocery store just to save money on gas.

MAGA is too busy being edge lords to care about us common folks and real issues. Got 18 year olds rummaging through our personal info and, honestly, they shouldn’t even be allowed to vote until they’re 25! Parks will be going to sh*t by the time the weather warms up… if I can even afford to drive there. I’m sure my state, local, and property taxes will increase to make up for what’s coming and, guess what, that doesn’t help my bottom line!

This is not what I voted for. Anyway, is heloc a good option to help with remodeling my refrigerator with some gosh dang eggs?
Are eggs what? A couple of dollars/dozen more that a couple of years ago? Does your family eat 4 egg omelettes for breakfast lunch and dinner? If so, you might check your cholesterol.
 
WAIT.
Speaking of stoned you’ll like this. I was carrying shit from the car and my minion grabbed a big sealed bag and was carrying it and my neighbor lady goes ohhhhhhh looks like someone got a new toy

And I go. Noooo. It’s a big bag of dope.

You should have seen her face
Did you use brown tape and totally encapsulate the "package" like a loaf of bread?
 
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Just wait until you see the spending/tax plan you voted for. Speaker Johnson dropped it a couple days ago. Doesn't it cut the deficit? Nope. Does it end taxes on SS? Nope. Does it end taxes on tips? Nope. Does it end taxes on overtime? Nope. Does it have any tax cuts for people who makes less than 400K per year? Nope. Does it for people who make over 400k? A little bit. Does it cut taxes for the top 1%? **** yeah. Does it increase defense spending? **** yeah. Does it increase the debt? **** yeah, by $2 Trillion.

This plus prices still going up equals winning.
As far as taxes go, aren’t they just extending the provisions of the TCJA that are set to expire this year?

If so, then it would prevent pretty much everybody’s taxes from going up. It wouldn’t just be high-income taxpayers.

As I recall, the individual income tax cuts are set to expire this year. The corporate and pass-through cuts are set to expire in 2028. I could be wrong about that, but that’s my understanding.
 
I’m not endorsing Donald Trump. I’m endorsing spending cuts.

Quite frankly, the cuts Trump and Musk are (ostensibly) trying to affect would have scant effect. They’re moving around the pennies on a table with stacks of Benjamins nearby.

But something is better than nothing.
It's only 3 weeks.

The fun has just begun.
 
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