Raise your hand, if you have ever had an Ex call you for help because she had her mini van hung up in a play ground under the swingset.
Greenland is ready to talk
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Not liein! I swear to god man !
You have anythin close to comparing to my type of "totally unacceptable"?
We demand you give us Greenland! and, hey, can you spare some eggs too? Can’t make this stuff up.
fortune.com
After repeated claims of taking over Greenland, the Trump administration is now asking Denmark for extra eggs amid shortage
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has formally requested Denmark ramp up egg exports as American poultry farms battle the bird flu.
Playing chicken with THE Donald, isn't a way to go through life I tell ya !We demand you give us Greenland! and, hey, can you spare some eggs too? Can’t make this stuff up.
After repeated claims of taking over Greenland, the Trump administration is now asking Denmark for extra eggs amid shortage
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has formally requested Denmark ramp up egg exports as American poultry farms battle the bird flu.
Ok we are about to enter the 3rd weekend of visits. Do you know what my 1st X likes to do now???
FVCKING TALK... TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK.. . no silence, TALK.. NEVER shuts up... Texts all week... Cork out of the bottle TALK TALK TALK !!! eff me !!! again ! ggggggggggggggggggggggoooood !
You know, you can say no, don't you?She brought her own tea pot and mug, to keep at my house...
Like.... When they are in mid sentence? Just blurt out FACK NOOOOO like I have Tourette Syndrome or something?
I think I can pull that one off. Good idea. Much better than my idea;
She just asked "do you like Pasta in your chilli"? I said sure.
She says - Really, who likes pasta bla bla bla bla bla........................................................... I said well you asked but I can do it either way... she says... Well why didn't you say that bla bla bla bla bla... bla... squirrel... kmart... bla bla.. I already have it made, now I have to add pasta...
WAIT, I just answered you question, don't add anything.....
WELL if I don't you won't like it...
That his daughter does kid exchanges at the police station with two separate dads is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site
Step daughter, different ex.
But it's pure gold Jerry !
To be honest, the current plot line is about my first ex, she cool. Waited 20+ years for me to come back. I'm that good of a catch !
... To her!She saw what else was out there. Now she knows it doesn’t compare!Step daughter, different ex.
But it's pure gold Jerry !
To be honest, the current plot line is about my first ex, she cool. Waited 20+ years for me to come back. I'm that good of a catch !
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say......... Pasta in chilli? who does that shit, I'm bringing over a tea pot, It'll have it's own spot RIGHT! why do you still put the toilet paper on backwards, and the GD seat is still up... I'll come back home.
It's a winning day.
I found out that Illinois dispensaries have 90% THC weed.
I know how many pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house now.
Still waiting on something redeeming about you. I’ll let you know when I find it
You know how serious one can get? Dead.
Live a little before it’s too late. Maybe even laugh a bit. 😉
