The plane has just taken off and the captain is welcoming the passengers aboard, giving them the usual flight information, when suddenly he shouts, "OH, MY GOD!" and the plane shudders violently. After a few seconds he comes back on and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologise for that. The stewardess accidentally dropped my cup of coffee into my lap and I was startled. You should see the mess on the front of my trousers!"
And one of the passengers shouts, "You should see the mess on the back of mine!"
and a chick...
And one of the passengers shouts, "You should see the mess on the back of mine!"
and a chick...
