Normally post Thanksgiving meal I'm dropping kids off at the pool. Didnt happen yesterday.. Damn opiates.
Day later Bono could have measured this one.
Day later Bono could have measured this one.
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I just rendered the toilet at Whole Foods inoperable.
**Bonus points to those of you who understand the South Park reference.**
Who the hell drops bombs at a grocerie store?
Have you no shame?
Who the hell drops bombs at a grocerie store?
Have you no shame?
The fact that you have to ask me that...
Who the hell drops bombs at a grocerie store?
Have you no shame?
Libraries are the best public restrooms.
Library shitters are for the homeless. Hotels FTW.Libraries are the best public restrooms.
Library shitters are for the homeless. Hotels FTW.
You're in the wrong part of town.Library shitters are for the homeless. Hotels FTW.
There is no such thing as a "best" public restroom. Public restrooms should be avoided unless in case of dire emergency.
That's beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.Actually, hospital public bathrooms trump all others, as they're always spotless clean, and there is always one close to the main or ER entrance. I've used Howard Co. Hospital along what is now old 31 in Kokomo many times, as it was an easy in/out.
Man, I got up this morning at my mom's house, where we all were staying over night and took a huge and satisfying dump before everyone was up. I'm thinking, cool, got that out of the way and hopefully the aroma will waft away before anyone follows me into that bathroom. Wasn't an hour and a half later, after about two or three cups of coffee, and everyone's up by then and my abdomen began to audibly bark, telling me my work wasn't finished. I was hoping I could hold off until I split, maybe a McD's in Martinsville or something along 37 north of B-town, but it wasn't to be. Went back in and finished dispensing of yesterday's food orgy. This one was an order of magnitude worse aromatically.
Opened up the door and the family had mostly all congregated around the entry to the kitchen, just outside the bathroom door.
Holidays are all about sharing.
Actually, hospital public bathrooms trump all others, as they're always spotless clean, and there is always one close to the main or ER entrance. I've used Howard Co. Hospital along what is now old 31 in Kokomo many times, as it was an easy in/out.
Man, I got up this morning at my mom's house, where we all were staying over night and took a huge and satisfying dump before everyone was up. I'm thinking, cool, got that out of the way and hopefully the aroma will waft away before anyone follows me into that bathroom. Wasn't an hour and a half later, after about two or three cups of coffee, and everyone's up by then and my abdomen began to audibly bark, telling me my work wasn't finished. I was hoping I could hold off until I split, maybe a McD's in Martinsville or something along 37 north of B-town, but it wasn't to be. Went back in and finished dispensing of yesterday's food orgy. This one was an order of magnitude worse aromatically.
Opened up the door and the family had mostly all congregated around the entry to the kitchen, just outside the bathroom door.
Holidays are all about sharing.
I shit more in public places/work/etc. than at home.
Like an 80/20 mix.
I can shit anytime, anywhere.
I used to feel a little bit bad about making beer posts here, but after reading this $hitty thread, I'm tempted to post a beer thread every hour on the hour.
For the next 30 years.
If you think I can't, you haven't been paying attention. Jeebus.
I used to feel a little bit bad about making beer posts here, but after reading this $hitty thread, I'm tempted to post a beer thread every hour on the hour.
For the next 30 years.
If you think I can't, you haven't been paying attention. Jeebus.
The rest stop on 169, halfway between Mankato and MSP. I hit that pretty much every time I fly.Where's your favorite public shitter, my O bro?
Friend of mine was getting an 8 ball from a dealer he didn't know. Had to shit so he asked dealer if he could use his bathroom. Clogged the toilet and no plunger in sight.Hospitals are to be avoided at all costs. They're full of sick people knucklehead. Frank and I had the same mentor. Find a nice hotel and it will have a nice clean lightly-used bathroom in the lobby.
Good story about your Mom's house though. I hate to think of how many toilets I've stopped up at friend's and family's houses; it's a gift. Embarrassing to have to ask if they have a plunger. I remember taking an epic dump after a party one time. The dude that went in after me flushed and flooded the bathroom because somehow the toilet was stopped up and everyone blamed that poor schmuck. I didn't plunge that one!
PS. Courtesy flush early and often!
NoWho the hell drops bombs at a grocerie store?
Have you no shame?
Well ya don't wander all around the hospital, there's always one right near the front door. But good point, hotels are probably as good if not better choice, and more ubiquitous.Hospitals are to be avoided at all costs. They're full of sick people knucklehead. Frank and I had the same mentor. Find a nice hotel and it will have a nice clean lightly-used bathroom in the lobby.
3 of my 4 kids were born at St Josephs. We lived in the Peru/Kokomo area a total of 10 yrs. We love Kokomo and get back when we can. I concur on hospital bathrooms. I have never been to one where it was not very clean.Actually, hospital public bathrooms trump all others, as they're always spotless clean, and there is always one close to the main or ER entrance. I've used Howard Co. Hospital along what is now old 31 in Kokomo many times, as it was an easy in/out.
Man, I got up this morning at my mom's house, where we all were staying over night and took a huge and satisfying dump before everyone was up. I'm thinking, cool, got that out of the way and hopefully the aroma will waft away before anyone follows me into that bathroom. Wasn't an hour and a half later, after about two or three cups of coffee, and everyone's up by then and my abdomen began to audibly bark, telling me my work wasn't finished. I was hoping I could hold off until I split, maybe a McD's in Martinsville or something along 37 north of B-town, but it wasn't to be. Went back in and finished dispensing of yesterday's food orgy. This one was an order of magnitude worse aromatically.
Opened up the door and the family had mostly all congregated around the entry to the kitchen, just outside the bathroom door.
Holidays are all about sharing.
Friend of mine was getting an 8 ball from a dealer he didn't know. Had to shit so he asked dealer if he could use his bathroom. Clogged the toilet and no plunger in sight.
Came out, grabbed his 8 ball and took off. Smart play.