Drunk girl or stoner girl?

[Warison]

Who you got?

Saw it on another board so I’m not taking credit.

But I’m picking drunk girl all day long. Stoner girl get all self conscious, starts talking about how they feel, want to have meaningful dialogue and over think things. Drunk girl, game on.

 

[Cavanagh]

Who you got?

Saw it on another board so I’m not taking credit.

But I’m picking drunk girl all day long. Stoner girl get all self conscious, starts talking about how they feel, want to have meaningful dialogue and over think things. Drunk girl, game on.

You walked the line with taking advantage of a girl or 4. Didn’t you.

 

[Warison]

You walked the line with taking advantage of a girl or 4. Didn’t you.

Who you got?

 

[Cavanagh]

Who you got?

Drunk girl for sure. You don’t lie.

 

[T.M.P.]

Who you got?

Saw it on another board so I’m not taking credit.

But I’m picking drunk girl all day long. Stoner girl get all self conscious, starts talking about how they feel, want to have meaningful dialogue and over think things. Drunk girl, game on.

Too many situational conditions to reply in earnest.

• Do I have to put up with the drunk after? Like cuddle or talk? Will she leave?
• How drunk? It matters. A lot and for many reasons.
• What kind of weed? It makes a difference.
• Edibles? That changes the equation..

Also, drunks tend to be horrible fks. Sorry but they are. Stoner girls, if sexually confident who do not need the crutch of alcohol for sex, tend to be complete freaks..

It would be purely situational ..

 

[Warison]

Too many situational conditions to reply in earnest.

• Do I have to put up with the drunk after? Like cuddle or talk? Will she leave?
• How drunk? It matters. A lot and for many reasons.
• What kind of weed? It makes a difference.
• Edibles? That changes the equation..

Also, drunks tend to be horrible fks. Sorry but they are. Stoner girls, if sexually confident who do not need the crutch of alcohol for sex, tend to be complete freaks..

It would be purely situational ..

You have to put up with all the baggage drunk girl brings. But you also have to put in the time for stoner girl. No edibles involved. Thinking bowl dead head chick. And her bud.

Drunk girl could be $2 drafts all night.
Stoner girl could be her swag.

No requirements for snuggling or cuddling after. After … is a non factor.

 

[FrankTGucker]

Are they both conscious?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

No drunks allowed.

 

[Warison]

Are they both conscious?

Sure.

 

[FrankTGucker]

Sure.

I’m out.

TMP is right. Situational, though the stoner chick is probably better in bed.

 

[largemouth]

The one with the best body.

 

[Courtsensetwo]

With drunk girl you have about 45 minute window until it becomes messy or illegal.

Stoned girl has hyper focused senses and will cum like it's her job and has a taste for juice. And she doesn't puke in your car.

 

[zeke4ahs]

Who you got?

Saw it on another board so I’m not taking credit.

But I’m picking drunk girl all day long. Stoner girl get all self conscious, starts talking about how they feel, want to have meaningful dialogue and over think things. Drunk girl, game on.

Drunk girl likely to throw up on you.

 

[sglowrider]

Who you got?

Saw it on another board so I’m not taking credit.

But I’m picking drunk girl all day long. Stoner girl get all self conscious, starts talking about how they feel, want to have meaningful dialogue and over think things. Drunk girl, game on.

I suggest you use the term 'gf' or it may be a poor reflection on your character.

 

[sglowrider]

Drunk girl likely to throw up on you.

My ex-wife told me an HS story of her making out when drunk. She literally threw up into the boy's mouth and face!! 😨

It took me a while to get over that. There was always a lingering suspicion that it could happen again whenever we drank.

 

[sglowrider]

The one with the best body.

But... as the germans say, all cats are grey when the lights are off.

 

[zeke4ahs]

My ex-wife told me an HS story of her making out when drunk. She literally threw up into the boy's mouth and face!! 😨

It took me a while to get over that. There was always a lingering suspicion that it could happen again whenever we drank.

. Gross!
Never been that bad, but let’s just say the gag reflex on drunk girl can kick in too. Heard that story too often.

 

[sglowrider]

. Gross!
Never been that bad, but let’s just say the gag reflex on drunk girl can kick in too. Heard that story too often.

It probably contributed to my reduction in alcohol consumption ever since.

 

[iubud]

My ex-wife told me an HS story of her making out when drunk. She literally threw up into the boy's mouth and face!! 😨

It took me a while to get over that. There was always a lingering suspicion that it could happen again whenever we drank.

I would pick drunk girl. I can only remember a puking drunk girl once. There was a hairy buffalo party across the street. After a while you say wtf because you are drunk too. Wake her up by working on the end that didn't spew and they perk right up and are good to go, Ah yes, drunk girl for me!

 

[Cavanagh]

. Gross!
Never been that bad, but let’s just say the gag reflex on drunk girl can kick in too. Heard that story too often.

Unfortunately, being high doesn’t help with a girls gag reflex. If you find a substance that does make one’s gag reflex go away, please, do tell!

 

[82hoosier]

And I thought the thread about rehiring Mike Davis was bad.

I bet many on here would end up with inflatable girl.

 

[Courtsensetwo]

Unfortunately, being high doesn’t help with a girls gag reflex. If you find a substance that does make one’s gag reflex go away, please, do tell!

But at least it is not near your face.

 

[kkott]

Drunk girl likely to throw up on you.

flip her over.

 

[largemouth]

flip her over.

Actually the correct answer is, "the one with the biggest tits", as that is a punch line to several jokes.

 

[mrhighlife]

It's my experience that stoner chicks are way freakier in the sack. And unless you are wasted too(which can present other challenges) drunk chicks are usually very annoying.

Stoner chicks fo sho.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

It's my experience that stoner chicks are way freakier in the sack. And unless you are wasted too(which can present other challenges) drunk chicks are usually very annoying.

Stoner chicks fo sho.

All drunks are annoying.

 

[kkott]

All drunks are annoying.

Well, in reality, annoying chicks are annoying chicks, whether drunk or stoned. Not to say I haven't been able to overlook that attribute a time or three, but generally I'd rather just hang with fun, cool chicks drunk or stoned.

 

[larsIU]

 

[PhishPhan682]

With drunk girl you have about 45 minute window until it becomes messy or illegal.

Stoned girl has hyper focused senses and will cum like it's her job and has a taste for juice. And she doesn't puke in your car.

@T.M.P.

this guy is your friend, right? LOL

 

[PhishPhan682]

Unfortunately, being high doesn’t help with a girls gag reflex. If you find a substance that does make one’s gag reflex go away, please, do tell!

orajel

 

[T.M.P.]

@T.M.P.

this guy is your friend, right? LOL

No.

 

[Warison]

We all need friends in here.

 

[Warison]

 

[PhishPhan682]

apparently @Cavanagh does

 

[Cavanagh]

apparently @Cavanagh does

You ever been to a Turkish prison camp boy?

 

[sglowrider]

You should really add funny girls. I would take them over pretty ones all day.

 

[Stuffshot]

Too many situational conditions to reply in earnest.

• Do I have to put up with the drunk after? Like cuddle or talk? Will she leave?
• How drunk? It matters. A lot and for many reasons.
• What kind of weed? It makes a difference.
• Edibles? That changes the equation..

Also, drunks tend to be horrible fks. Sorry but they are. Stoner girls, if sexually confident who do not need the crutch of alcohol for sex, tend to be complete freaks..

It would be purely situational ..

Plus, stoner girls probably don't get sick and puke and pee their pants as much as drunk girls (but your results may vary, of course).

 

[hookyIU1990]

This thread is forcing me to deal with a few vomit related incidents in my past that I had worked really hard to forget.

 

[Warison]

You should really add funny girls. I would take them over pretty ones all day.

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Ok.
A. Girls aren’t funny. They’re goofy.
B. Girls that think they’re funny have a tendency to talk.
C. Girls aren’t funny. But they are fun.

 

[EarlTubbs]

I’ve never pulled drunk girl’s hair, put over my knee, and paddled her, but I’ve had stoner girl plead for it.

Man, it’s stoner all the way