Couple Hit With Noise Warning After Neighbours Complain About Sex 'Louder Than A Lawnmower'

[sglowrider]

Couple issued with noise warning about loud sex sessions as neighbours complain​

Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, from Castle Cary, Somerset, have sex "morning, noon and night" but the noise warning from their landlord has "knocked them off their stride"

A couple have been hit with a noise warning after neighbours complained that the sex they were having was ‘louder than a lawnmower'.
Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, will now need to be monitored by their social housing provider after neighbours filed the complaint. Talk about a mood killer...
The Somerset-based pair received a letter nobody would ever want to receive from Stonewater, a housing association, which stated: 'You and your partner can be heard having sexual relations', explaining that nearby inhabitants were 'embarrassed and distressed' from the noise.

The letter read: “Dear Ms Barker, We have received a complaint against you concerning noise from your home. The nature of the noise is a very delicate matter but I must bring it your attention.
“We have been informed that you and your partner can be heard having sexual relations by other neighbours. In turn, they have reported this to us, as they find it to be embarrassing and distressing.”
The letter went on to add: “Please can you address this matter and reduce the noise when engaging in sexual relations as this is affecting other residents. We will monitor this matter for improvement.

“If we feel there has not been any marked improvement, then Stonewater will contact you again advising you of the action we prepared to take in order to resolve this matter. If you do have any questions, then please get into contact.”

The mum-of-one previously told the Sun that despite 'never' having any noise complaints before, the couple does enjoy 'morning, noon and night' sex... which clearly doesn't come as a shock to their neighbours!

She told the publication: “It's not as if I'm a screamer. I've never had any noise issues before.
“I'd not call my sex sessions extreme... a few moans and groans, of course. We're doing it morning, noon and night, but not anti-social hours.”

Meanwhile, her partner jokingly added: “The neighbours only have to put up with it for two minutes. What are they complaining about?”

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

”social housing provider”

 

[kkott]

"... Stonewater will contact you again advising you of the action we prepared to take in order to resolve this matter..."

Is that how a lawyer says he's gonna jerk off?

 

[VanPastorMan]

Couple issued with noise warning about loud sex sessions as neighbours complain​

Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, from Castle Cary, Somerset, have sex "morning, noon and night" but the noise warning from their landlord has "knocked them off their stride"

A couple have been hit with a noise warning after neighbours complained that the sex they were having was ‘louder than a lawnmower'.
Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, will now need to be monitored by their social housing provider after neighbours filed the complaint. Talk about a mood killer...
The Somerset-based pair received a letter nobody would ever want to receive from Stonewater, a housing association, which stated: 'You and your partner can be heard having sexual relations', explaining that nearby inhabitants were 'embarrassed and distressed' from the noise.

The letter read: “Dear Ms Barker, We have received a complaint against you concerning noise from your home. The nature of the noise is a very delicate matter but I must bring it your attention.
“We have been informed that you and your partner can be heard having sexual relations by other neighbours. In turn, they have reported this to us, as they find it to be embarrassing and distressing.”
The letter went on to add: “Please can you address this matter and reduce the noise when engaging in sexual relations as this is affecting other residents. We will monitor this matter for improvement.

“If we feel there has not been any marked improvement, then Stonewater will contact you again advising you of the action we prepared to take in order to resolve this matter. If you do have any questions, then please get into contact.”

The mum-of-one previously told the Sun that despite 'never' having any noise complaints before, the couple does enjoy 'morning, noon and night' sex... which clearly doesn't come as a shock to their neighbours!

She told the publication: “It's not as if I'm a screamer. I've never had any noise issues before.
“I'd not call my sex sessions extreme... a few moans and groans, of course. We're doing it morning, noon and night, but not anti-social hours.”

Meanwhile, her partner jokingly added: “The neighbours only have to put up with it for two minutes. What are they complaining about?”

They need one of those cones of silence like on the movie Get Smart.

 

[Victorbmyboy]

I used to see a girl that kept opening her window in the complex she lived at. I knew I was getting some when she cracked the window. I figured out why. The guy upstairs used to harass her(wanted her) all the time. She was very charismatic(loud) while doing the deed. That was a fun summer. What a lay.

 

[kkott]

I used to see a girl that kept opening her window in the complex she lived at. I knew I was getting some when she cracked the window. I figured out why. The guy upstairs used to harass her(wanted her) all the time. She was very charismatic(loud) while doing the deed. That was a fun summer. What a lay.

or maybe you had gas or bo!?

 

[Victorbmyboy]

or maybe you had gas or bo!?

She must have liked it…or was it licked…🤣

 

[sparkeyreturns]

”social housing provider”

I was going to type the same thing. ****, we need to let these people just die out as nature intended.

 

[Crossblock]

1. I always wondered what happened to "Lassie" the young screaming orgasmic gym teacher from the one Porky's Movie.

2 . Normally the sound of the snoring is described as louder than the Lawn Mower.

 

[dr.jb]

1. I always wondered what happened to "Lassie" the young screaming orgasmic gym teacher from the one Porky's Movie.

she ended up in NY.....

 

[sglowrider]

2 . Normally the sound of the snoring is described as louder than the Lawn Mower.

I had one who screamed like she was being murdered. And a couple that sounded like those Japanese porn actresses... a tad off-putting in my books. In their defence, one was Japanese and the other was like 1/4 or half Japanese.

And so yes, a lawn mower type would be preferable.

 

[sglowrider]

Single mum fined £300 for upsetting neighbours with her noisy lovemaking​

Kristin Morgan, 41, was advised by the city’s JPs to find out whether she could get a grant to insulate walls and help stop the noise of "lovemaking and loud conversations late at night"

The care worker admitted four offences of failing to comply with an abatement notice requiring that she stop the noise “created by clearly audible vocalisations relating to lovemaking and loud conversations late at night and in the early morning", the court heard.

Nice euphemisms 🤣

She said she’d been trying to improve it and to save for insulation and said they were a “normal family.”
Her pensioner dad, son aged 23 and teen daughter lived there too.
“We don’t mean to be loud,” she declared.