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Brady suspended for 4 games HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4 Games

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I suggest anyone doing the dead horse bit to EAD.

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Gee EAD doesn't seem very Christian of you Moops.
 
this is undeniably a gotcha:

1) NFL source "involved with the investigation" leaks false info that "11 of 12 patriots footballs were 2 psi under" (truth: 0 of 11 were 2 psi under)
2) a full-blown media firestorm results
3) NFL does not correct the false information for 3.5 months, and doesn't even tell the PATRIOTS the true values (11 footballs were 1.01 psi down, vs. 0.98-1.22 psi drop caused by mother nature)

The rule book makes no allowance for mother nature. You play according to the rules ..

4 Games

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ONE MILLION DOLLAR$
 

If this goes to an actual trial and does not get reduced to ZERO games, I will use an avatar of your choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.
If this goes to an actual trial and DOES get reduced to ZERO games, you will use an avatar of my choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.

Deal?
 
If this goes to an actual trial and does not get reduced to ZERO games, I will use an avatar of your choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.
If this goes to an actual trial and DOES get reduced to ZERO games, you will use an avatar of my choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.

Deal?


You have a severe emotional pathology when it comes to the Patriots.
 
The rule book makes no allowance for mother nature. You play according to the rules ..

3 of 4 Colts footballs were below 12.5 psi even after 12 minutes in a warm room at halftime, by the gauge that they chose to believe (the low-reading gauge).
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?

It is illegal to pressure test a football during the game if you are not an NFL official.
The Colts did.
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?

NFL’s “Policy on Integrity of the Game & Enforcement of Competitive Rules.”
“Confidentiality must be maintained when conducting an investigation and when reporting information to the League office. Clubs are required to take appropriate steps to ensure that information concerning actual or suspected violations is reported and remains strictly confidential, and that no inadvertent or intentional disclosures are made to unauthorized persons. The effectiveness of this policy rests largely on adherence to maintaining the confidentiality of information; therefore, any unauthorized disclosures will be thoroughly investigated and will result in disciplinary action where appropriate.”
The Colts violated the very clear rule by contacting Bob Kravitz.
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?
 
3 of 4 Colts footballs were below 12.5 psi even after 12 minutes in a warm room at halftime, by the gauge that they chose to believe (the low-reading gauge).
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?

It is illegal to pressure test a football during the game if you are not an NFL official.
The Colts did.
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?

NFL’s “Policy on Integrity of the Game & Enforcement of Competitive Rules.”
“Confidentiality must be maintained when conducting an investigation and when reporting information to the League office. Clubs are required to take appropriate steps to ensure that information concerning actual or suspected violations is reported and remains strictly confidential, and that no inadvertent or intentional disclosures are made to unauthorized persons. The effectiveness of this policy rests largely on adherence to maintaining the confidentiality of information; therefore, any unauthorized disclosures will be thoroughly investigated and will result in disciplinary action where appropriate.”
The Colts violated the very clear rule by contacting Bob Kravitz.
Why did the Colts not play according to the rules?


I'm not seeing any fines or punishment being levied against the Colts.

Meanwhile ...
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The Team will not appeal.
 
Is that like flogging the dolphin?

The OTF collectively could write a book on that.

well the subtitle is "The Business Owner's Guide to Creating Happy Endings" So I'm sure it's subject matter that the AOTF is well-versed in.
 
If this goes to an actual trial and does not get reduced to ZERO games, I will use an avatar of your choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.
If this goes to an actual trial and DOES get reduced to ZERO games, you will use an avatar of my choice from October 1 through the Super Bowl.

Deal?
Why do you keep doing this to yourself? You are never right about anything.
 
Why do you keep doing this to yourself? You are never right about anything.
He's right about plenty and probably at a greater percentage than you are. It's just that he's filled with the religious fervor that is Football. And, like all religions, it makes an idiot of many of you. Too many.
 
pronouced "Koooooonnnz"

Pays homage to German heritage in Indiana.
Please don't come here with that. That's weaker than the deflator=dieting excuse.

I really don't want to blacklist OS forever, but I don't want to keep deleting his naughty words. Compromise solution: OS retains his posting privileges, but is banned from posting in this thread.
 
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Please don't come here with that. That's weaker than the deflator=dieting excuse.

I really don't want to blacklist OS forever, but I don't want to keep deleting his naughty words. Compromise solution: OS retains his posting privileges, but is banned from posting in this thread.
Great. Now I have to start a new Deflategate thread.
 
I really don't want to blacklist OS forever, but I don't want to keep deleting his naughty words. Compromise solution: OS retains his posting privileges, but is banned from posting in this thread.

Where is the fun in that? Sure, we get all the great memes, but none of the batshit craziness to laugh at.

He should just agree to take a ban for the period of Tommy's suspension. That's a win-win. By agreeing to it, he gets to prove he's not a puss to an anonymous internet message board (which apparently matters to him) and can play it off as an act of solidarity with his Cheatriots. And we get to be rid of him for a couple of weeks, perhaps up to a month during football season - a time of year when he is nothing but an insufferable pain in the ass.
 
It's your goal to completely send him off the deep end, isn't it? I mean, it was fun at first, but now it's just sad.
No, I love this thread. Nothing I can say can point out the ridiculousness of football fandom than this thread. The more ridiculous it gets, the more transparent the stupid becomes.

Plus, I'm really enjoying Cramer's memes.
 
Where is the fun in that? Sure, we get all the great memes, but none of the batshit craziness to laugh at.

He should just agree to take a ban for the period of Tommy's suspension. That's a win-win. By agreeing to it, he gets to prove he's not a puss to an anonymous internet message board (which apparently matters to him) and can play it off as an act of solidarity with his Cheatriots. And we get to be rid of him for a couple of weeks, perhaps up to a month during football season - a time of year when he is nothing but an insufferable pain in the ass.
Well nothing is permanent. If he's still banned when the Brady appeal ruling comes down, I'll make sure to take off his shackles.
 
Where is the fun in that? Sure, we get all the great memes, but none of the batshit craziness to laugh at.

He should just agree to take a ban for the period of Tommy's suspension. That's a win-win. By agreeing to it, he gets to prove he's not a puss to an anonymous internet message board (which apparently matters to him) and can play it off as an act of solidarity with his Cheatriots. And we get to be rid of him for a couple of weeks, perhaps up to a month during football season - a time of year when he is nothing but an insufferable pain in the ass.
It'll be a month. There is no chance that Kraft or Brady will take this to court as discovery and the real investigation would reveal the true extent of their cheating. Right now, somebody is dying to respond if only he could. Good times.
 
It'll be a month. There is no chance that Kraft or Brady will take this to court as discovery and the real investigation would reveal the true extent of their cheating. Right now, somebody is dying to respond if only he could. Good times.
Correct. The only way Brady goes to court is if:
1) he's actually 100% innocent.
2) he can prove it. And,
3) he hasn't doesn't anything else wrong (like have an affair or something) that might come out in discovery (e.g., from phone records).
 
Well nothing is permanent. If he's still banned when the Brady appeal ruling comes down, I'll make sure to take off his shackles.

That's mean. Not that I have a dead horse in the race but I hate gang rape and tend to side on the side of the rapee over the rapers, only because, well, I don't know why. But, I don't think he should be banned at all. Just my two cents. Not telling you how to do your job, Just sayin'

Especially considering what Fender and others have posted on this board and he (they) was (were) never banned. ie racist remarks about Africans is far less of an offense than OS's religious like fervor for his football God and Idols. I don't find words offensive, I find thoughts offensive and thoughts about sports the very least as the importance sports has is very little. It's just a dumb game.

Anyways..

Again, in a sense, football, holds more importance than the actual important things. Even here.
 
That's mean. Not that I have a dead horse in the race but I hate gang rape and tend to side on the side of the rapee over the rapers, only because, well, I don't know why. But, I don't think he should be banned at all. Just my two cents. Not telling you how to do your job, Just sayin'

Especially considering what Fender and others have posted on this board and he (they) was (were) never banned. ie racist remarks about Africans is far less of an offense than OS's religious like fervor for his football God and Idols. I don't find words offensive, I find thoughts offensive and thoughts about sports the very least as the importance sports has is very little. It's just a dumb game.

Anyways..

Again, in a sense, football, holds more importance than the actual important things. Even here.
I don't care about the football. I just want him to stop trying to sneak the c-word into his posts.
 
Correct. The only way Brady goes to court is if:
1) he's actually 100% innocent.
2) he can prove it. And,
3) he hasn't doesn't anything else wrong (like have an affair or something) that might come out in discovery (e.g., from phone records).

Its not going anywhere through court. However, the Ginger Dunderhead may reduce it a couple games through the NFLPA appeal. He's taking such flak for not stepping aside as the arbitrator of it that he may reduce it to settle the clamors he's being unfair by proceeding exactly as the players and their little bitch of a union agreed in the last CBA. And nobody's really going to complain if you make Brady still sit a couple games and all the Cheatriots penalties still stand. It could all end up being politicking at its best.
 
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