Bomba and Garl.
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It goes without saying, she enjoyed it, too, just a little. (wink, wink) To think otherwise is to deny the pleasures of the flesh. Now, if you notice she lubricates her latex finger with Sex Grease instead of Vaseline and goes in and out, then in and out and in and out…
Weird way to begin a Dear Penthouse letter, but ok......I'm down to hear more.
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"Have you or someone you love ever had your finger break through the toilet paper when wiping? Did it result in unwanted rectal penetration? If so you may be entitled to compensation. We believe that companies like Proctor and Gamble (the makers of Charmin) and Georgia Pacific (the makers of Angel Soft & Quilted Northern) have for decades been aware of this common happening yet chose to do nothing."
My thought regarding this form of self abuse is that if your “puckered starfish” is being violated, you’re probably wiping too aggressively. I know dingleberries can be frustrating, especially when already late for work, but you’ve got to maintain coolness in trying situations.
That said, I always try to keep my fingernails trimmed to the quick. Puncturing a bulging hemorrhoid with high blood pressure is not a good way to start your day or mine. It generally necessitates a second, if not third, flush and is hard to explain to your boss without stuttering when she asks why it is you came in late.
On the upside, if your answer to "why are you late" is "I had to staunch a bleeding hemorrhoid" she probably won't ask again.
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And actually the correct spelling is stanch. Staunch means strong or faithful (a staunch friend).
Oh so helpful spell check with its limited vocabulary on your first message no doubt.
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Well it's spelled correctly. Just the wrong word. Spell check ain't that smart.
Stanch is an archaic spelling of staunch. They mean the same thing. To staunch can mean to stop or restrict blood flow from a wound.
Since this whole thing started, every time I go sit down down on the toilet I catch myself singing "LA Bomba" under my breath.
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