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Philosophical musings of an 8th grade boy

Noodle

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Son: Dad, if you eat yourself will you get twice as big, or will you disappear completely?

Dad: Well, I think it depends on which end you start with.
 
That's deep

Maybe I'm as much an overgrown 8th grader as my wife would have people believe, but that's some existential stuff.

And the answer was perfect. An answer that's not really an answer so it continues the deep introspection. :>)
 
I had a thought while driving. Superman flies real fast,so why is it that

his hair doesn't get messed up? Is it because his hair is indestructible? If it is then no comb on earth would be strong enough to fiix his hair. So, if he has a comb, then it has to be made from his ship he came to Earth as a baby. LoL. No, I have not been drinking.
 
Re: I had a thought while driving. Superman flies real fast,so why is it that


Originally posted by VanPastorMan:
his hair doesn't get messed up? Is it because his hair is indestructible? If it is then no comb on earth would be strong enough to fiix his hair. So, if he has a comb, then it has to be made from his ship he came to Earth as a baby. LoL. No, I have not been drinking.
His hair does get messed up when he flies, but he combs it so fast that we can't ever see his hair messed up. Superman has an image to uphold after all.

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