Tommy enters the confessional and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been intimate with a girl of ill repute.”
The priest asks, “Who are you, my son?”
“It’s Tommy O’Brien, Father,” Tommy answers.
“And who was the girl you were with?” the priest inquires.
“I can’t tell you that, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation,” Tommy responds.
“Come on, Tommy, you know nothing in this town hides from me. Tell me, was it Molly Malone?”
“No, Father, I won’t say who it was.”
“Was it Bridget Kelly?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Fiona O’Reilly?”
“I’m sorry, Father, but I can’t name her.”
“Was it Mary Murphy?”
“I won’t reveal her identity, Father.”
The priest lets out a sigh of frustration and says, “Alright Tommy, you’re very discreet and I respect that. But you’ve sinned and you have to repent.”
Tommy leaves the confessional, and his friend Liam asks him, “How did it go?”
Tommy replies, “He gave me four hot tips for my next dates!”
and a chick...
The priest asks, “Who are you, my son?”
“It’s Tommy O’Brien, Father,” Tommy answers.
“And who was the girl you were with?” the priest inquires.
“I can’t tell you that, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation,” Tommy responds.
“Come on, Tommy, you know nothing in this town hides from me. Tell me, was it Molly Malone?”
“No, Father, I won’t say who it was.”
“Was it Bridget Kelly?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Fiona O’Reilly?”
“I’m sorry, Father, but I can’t name her.”
“Was it Mary Murphy?”
“I won’t reveal her identity, Father.”
The priest lets out a sigh of frustration and says, “Alright Tommy, you’re very discreet and I respect that. But you’ve sinned and you have to repent.”
Tommy leaves the confessional, and his friend Liam asks him, “How did it go?”
Tommy replies, “He gave me four hot tips for my next dates!”
and a chick...
