World's first talking sex doll

[sdhoosier]

A bit pricey...

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/sd-me-harmony-doll-20170913-story.html

 

[Eppy99]

First thing someone will do isn't gag it so it can't talk.

 

[kkott]

A bit pricey...

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/sd-me-harmony-doll-20170913-story.html

Why the F would you want one that talks?

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

My second wife finally got a job, who'da thunk it.

 

[T.M.P.]

A bit pricey...

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/sd-me-harmony-doll-20170913-story.html

Probably cheaper than Melania.

 

[Standard Issue]

Probably cheaper than Melania.

I'm doubting that anything is cheaper than Melania.

 

[VanPastorMan]

A bit pricey...

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/sd-me-harmony-doll-20170913-story.html

The joke would go this way, "You're so bad at sex that your robot changed her programming and complained about it." On a serious note what guy would be proud of owning and using one of those? Good grief, can't they find real lives women?

 

[T.M.P.]

The joke would go this way, "You're so bad at sex that your robot changed her programming and complained about it." On a serious note what guy would be proud of owning and using one of those? Good grief, can't they find real lives women?

Obviously a republican.

 

[MtPeter04]

Developed in my city of San Marcos, CA. Glad to see we're contributing something to this world.

 

[Eppy99]

Developed in my city of San Marcos, CA. Glad to see we're contributing something to this world.

You get in on the beta version?

 

[MtPeter04]

You get in on the beta version?

Of course. I was the first one to test it out.

 

[i'vegotwinners]

anyone know where to get a replacement chip for a Cherry 2000?

it's not for me of course, i'm just asking for a friend.

 

[VanPastorMan]

Developed in my city of San Marcos, CA. Glad to see we're contributing something to this world.

Do you have job there as a quality assurance evaluator? Sicko!!! LoL I wonder if they have tours for grade school kids like we had when I was a kid when we visited the Fire Station and Power Plant?

 

[Optimist13]

Has she said that you have bad breath and body odor?

 

[outside shooter]

You can shut up Chatty Cathy by keeping her mouth busy

 

[Lucy01]

Goat will finally get the girl of his dreams

 

[Optimist13]

There is a daytime TV Small Claims type show.

The Plaintiff sued his Mother for throwing away his $5400 sex doll mannequin.

Result: Judgment for Plaintiff for amount sought

 

[sdhoosier]

Believe it or not this is a real person...not a doll..

 

[Optimist13]

The TV small claims show was Judge Mathis.

 

[Optimist13]

Goat is your alias name Luis Cespedes?

 

[Optimist13]

Fantuzzi?

 

[Eppy99]

I'd wait until they have a self cleaning model.

 

[IndySouthsider]

anyone know where to get a replacement chip for a Cherry 2000?

it's not for me of course, i'm just asking for a friend.

Obscure movie reference!

 

[VanPastorMan]

Believe it or not this is a real person...not a doll..

Hollywood is full of these kinds of people, maybe not to the same degree,but it is the same idea. It is a kind of self hatred and is a serious mental disease. I feel sorry for people like this poor woman.

 

[sdhoosier]

Hollywood is full of these kinds of people, maybe not to the same degree,but it is the same idea. It is a kind of self hatred and is a serious mental disease. I feel sorry for people like this poor woman.

It is pretty sad...she is called the Russian Barbie

https://www.gq.com/story/valeria-lukyanova-human-barbie-doll

 

[BorisSutherland]

You know, even though usually I prefer sex with a real girl, sometimes I want to relax using a sex doll. I can't say that sex dolls are better, but there are sex dolls that look perfect. When I first was recommended to try a sex doll by my friend I laughed, but later he ended me a link, and checking it I found so beautiful and realistic sex dolls, that I couldn't believe. I decided to get one and to see how is it while using. Guys, I would say that there is no difference between having sex with a real girl or a sex doll. If you want, you can also check that site by clicking on the link above.

 

[PhishPhan682]

@burnthemallralphie

 

[ovdoll]

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[Eppy99]

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Just give me the one with the best return policy.

 

[sglowrider]

It is pretty sad...she is called the Russian Barbie

https://www.gq.com/story/valeria-lukyanova-human-barbie-doll

Chinese barbie:

 

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[frikkenfrakken]

This post has really attracted the spambots.

 

[puppesex]

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[sglowrider]

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Thanks.

 

[outside shooter]

Sie sind an der richtigen Stelle.

if I am in the right place, does she want my weiner?

 

[sglowrider]

if I am in the right place, does she want my weiner?

talking about dogs...

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[Joe_Hoopsier]

Just give me the one with the best return policy.

Sorry, no deposits allowed.

 

[hookyIU1990]

We all know where this is going to end up right?

 

[puppesex]

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[Eppy99]

At sexdoll.co.uk we have your every need and desire covered. We do not just stock any type of sex doll; we specialize in realistic, life size, TPE and Silicone sex dolls.

What’s your return policy? What if i put a hole in it?