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This could be useful if I'm thrown in prison.
This could be useful if I'm thrown in prison.
What's your bible verse for 2016.....
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Oddly, mine will serve me well in prison too...the eternal pleasures of the right hand and all.
Philippians 1:21 for to me to live is Christ and to die is gain
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Genesis 1:11
"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed"
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"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed"
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1 Timothy 2.12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.
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I hope TMP's right and God is a woman, and also, good to know that I have eternal pleasures at my right hand....
Exodus 30:22-29:
The Lord said to Moses, “Take the finest spices: of liquid myrrh 500 shekels, and of sweet-smelling cinnamon half as much, that is, 250, and 250 of aromatic cane, and 500 of cassia, according to the shekel of the sanctuary, and a hin of olive oil. And you shall make of these a sacred anointing oil blended as by the perfumer; it shall be a holy anointing oil. With it you shall anoint the tent of meeting and the ark of the testimony,
The Lord said to Moses, “Take the finest spices: of liquid myrrh 500 shekels, and of sweet-smelling cinnamon half as much, that is, 250, and 250 of aromatic cane, and 500 of cassia, according to the shekel of the sanctuary, and a hin of olive oil. And you shall make of these a sacred anointing oil blended as by the perfumer; it shall be a holy anointing oil. With it you shall anoint the tent of meeting and the ark of the testimony,
Ha Ha! They got their quote wrong.
That's not Ezekiel 9:5
It's Ezekiel 9:6
Zeke was hallucinating, watching the Lord's executioners poor out the wrath of God on the Abominators in Jerusalem, who had filled the land with blood and the city of Jerusalem with injustice and the Temple with abominations. The folks who sighed and groaned over the abominations got theyselves a forehead mark and were saved from the Wrath ala the Passover back when the Pharoah thought he was hot shite.
Moral of the Story - "don't be no Abominator."
When the smiting begins, y'all wanna be on the right side.
My Bible verse for 2016 was "Jesus wept after reading the OTF."
(I think it was a paraphrase.)
Ha Ha! They got their quote wrong.
That's not Ezekiel 9:5
It's Ezekiel 9:6
Zeke was hallucinating, watching the Lord's executioners poor out the wrath of God on the Abominators in Jerusalem, who had filled the land with blood and the city of Jerusalem with injustice and the Temple with abominations. The folks who sighed and groaned over the abominations got theyselves a forehead mark and were saved from the Wrath ala the Passover back when the Pharoah thought he was hot shite.
Moral of the Story - "don't be no Abominator."
When the smiting begins, y'all wanna be on the right side.
My Bible verse for 2016 was "Jesus wept after reading the OTF."
(I think it was a paraphrase.)
"The Abominators". Weren't they like wwf tag team champions in the 80's?
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If any of you put a stumbling-block before one of these little ones who believe in me, it would be better for you if a great millstone were fastened around your neck and you were drowned in the depth of the sea. - Matthew 18.6
You notice it doesn't will..."will allow me to hook up with local tv/weather personality"...you still have to work on that one.
This verse expects me to hope....
Pisseth on the facking boilers, sayeth the Largemouth!
I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them. ("Ezekiel 25:17")
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
-Ezekiel 23:19-20
-Ezekiel 23:19-20
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You too have been given a get out of jail free card. Nice.
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thy filthiness was poured out, and thy nakedness discovered through thy whoredoms with thy lovers, ... therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness.
Ezekiel 16:36-37
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Ezekiel 16:36-37
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Galatians 2:20 says "I have been crucified with Christ; and it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself up for me.
I didn't take the test, but this is my verse.
I didn't take the test, but this is my verse.
