Didn't I type Army Reserve? I was too cerebral for real army. I was enlisted not an officer.If you were real Army you would call them shitters not outhouses.......
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Didn't I type Army Reserve? I was too cerebral for real army. I was enlisted not an officer.If you were real Army you would call them shitters not outhouses.......
On the wrong side of any ethics decisions lately?I'm just frontin' so you won't threaten to beat me up. What a joke!
I know you're a Purdue guy so I'll type slowly...don't be a dick your whole life.
I was telling a story about a fulfilling moment, not boasting you dick. Like spending a buck for a soccer ball is some great feat? Even your dumb ass could afford a buck. Hell, what's giving one more blowjob down at the trailer park when the result could mean so much?On the wrong side of any ethics decisions lately?
You boast about spending a buck on some Ecuadorian kids, and I'm a dick? Okay, I can live with that.
I was telling a story about a fulfilling moment, not boasting you dick. Like spending a buck for a soccer ball is some great feat? Even your dumb ass could afford a buck. Hell, what's giving one more blowjob down at the trailer park when the result could mean so much?
The important part of the story is the joy of watching the kids play soccer. The second most important part of the story is how destitute those people are and how they can be satisfied with something as trivial as a soccer ball. The third most important part is you're a dick. Stop being a dick.
LOL. Okay, champ, awesome story.I was telling a story about a fulfilling moment, not boasting you dick. Like spending a buck for a soccer ball is some great feat? Even your dumb ass could afford a buck. Hell, what's giving one more blowjob down at the trailer park when the result could mean so much?
The important part of the story is the joy of watching the kids play soccer. The second most important part of the story is how destitute those people are and how they can be satisfied with something as trivial as a soccer ball. The third most important part is you're a dick. Stop being a dick.
Jesus. Is that the best you got?Just as they say...."You are what you eat!"
Thanks dick. Awesome retort. You should take this act on the road.LOL. Okay, champ, awesome story.
Jesus. Is that the best you got?
Said the douchbag who spent a buck on some Ecuadorian kids.Thanks dick. Awesome retort. You should take this act on the road.
Another poser with grade school smack.I wouldn't waste my best on you. I save that for Jimmy's mom!
Your the worst kind of dumbass, boring and unoriginal. It was Honduras you Amish bred potato.Said the douchbag who spent a buck on some Ecuadorian kids.
Another poser with grade school smack.
LOL. You're a twit, an honest to goodness twit.Your the worst kind of dumbass, boring and unoriginal. It was Honduras you Amish bred potato.
Keep 'em coming. Gold, comedy gold.Are you even allowed within 500 feet of a grade school?
Oh my, let me write that down. Twit-- now there's some original smack.LOL. You're twit, an honest to goodness twit.
Oh my, let me write that down. Twit-- now there's some original smack.
You're not an insecure fat girl? Had me fooled.This is a put on, right? You can't be this stupid.
I can admit when I'm wrong.This is a put on, right? You can't be this stupid.
Admitting you're a dick is the first step.I can admit when I'm wrong.
. It's fun though, in a weird sort of way.
Yep! But I strangely like truck work....Salvage and Overhaul! Wet Cellulose insulation in places you didn't know you had to start with! Oughtta make the Truckies do that job!
1.Ringing & castrating hogs
Wait, what?
Why would hogs need to be castrated?
Did you just hate them or something?
Helping to lift heavy bales of hay from a wagon into the loft of a 150-degree barn is undoubtedly the worse chore I've ever done.I bet most of you have never had a callous.
I have a hard time choosing:
Putting up hay was hard ass work.
Working at a nursery planting trees was hard ass work.
Helping haul coke machines around and moving them up and down stairs was hard ass work.
All of 'em were harder than the factory job I had - riding forklifts is easy.
Never used a jack-hammer, but it looks like hard-ass work.
What did you sissies do for hard-ass work in your life?
(I auto-exclude combat veterans from this contest.)
Used to have to stick my hand up a sow's vagina every once in a while when a baby pig got stuck. It was not fun for either of us.
Bullshit. It was fun for one of you.Used to have to stick my hand up a sow's vagina every once in a while when a baby pig got stuck. It was not fun for either of us.
@mk_peters was temporarily banned from shitting on this thread for some reason. I have used my god-like powers to restore his freedoms.Stop interrupting the pissing contest with you boring old job stories.
You may resume arguing @Foosier @mk_peters
TIA
Wait, what?
Why would hogs need to be castrated?
Did you just hate them or something?
Maybe Standard Issue was worried about getting pregnant.
I shall not abuse my restored privilege because@mk_peters was temporarily banned from shitting on this thread for some reason. I have used my god-like powers to restore his freedoms.
@mk_peters was temporarily banned from shitting on this thread for some reason. I have used my god-like powers to restore his freedoms.
I want to personally thank the moderator who banned me. I am a new man. I feel liberated. Bless you all.I didn't ban him from the thread, although now I wish I had.