They always say that college life was the best part of our lives. So what is it you miss?
1. Cheap alcohol -- those happy hours in Bloomington were amazing. Beer jugs, Margarita pitchers etc.
2. Inexpensive pussy -- nowadays you have to wine & dine and hopefully not say politically incorrect things before you get the good housekeeping seal and nooky. It seems like the older you get the more expensive it is to get laid. But the quality is a lot better after college.
3. Not having to worry about bills as much.
Growing up sux big time.
1. Cheap alcohol -- those happy hours in Bloomington were amazing. Beer jugs, Margarita pitchers etc.
2. Inexpensive pussy -- nowadays you have to wine & dine and hopefully not say politically incorrect things before you get the good housekeeping seal and nooky. It seems like the older you get the more expensive it is to get laid. But the quality is a lot better after college.
3. Not having to worry about bills as much.
Growing up sux big time.
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