well-deserved retirement

[outside shooter]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/amer..._source=twCNN&utm_content=2020-06-16T17:40:05

Diego, a libidinous giant tortoise credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador.

"The giant tortoise is over 100 years old and produced around 800 offspring"

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

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That is boning on the next level. The Wilt Chamberlain of tortoises.

 

[Eppy99]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/americas/diego-tortoise-retires-home-scli-intl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2020-06-16T17:40:05

Diego, a libidinous giant tortoise credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador.

"The giant tortoise is over 100 years old and produced around 800 offspring"

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

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That is boning on the next level. The Wilt Chamberlain of tortoises.

funny, I almost posted this today, but figured some other dumbass would

 

[sluggo69]

Dammit, Sluggo was hoping that Sh*tter was announcing his retirement from the AOTF

 

[VanPastorMan]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/americas/diego-tortoise-retires-home-scli-intl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2020-06-16T17:40:05

Diego, a libidinous giant tortoise credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador.

"The giant tortoise is over 100 years old and produced around 800 offspring"

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

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That is boning on the next level. The Wilt Chamberlain of tortoises.

Is he having sex with underage tortoises on this island?

 

[outside shooter]

Is he having sex with underage tortoises on this island?

When you are over 100, there are no more rules

 

[VanPastorMan]

When you are over 100, there are no more rules

I can't remember the comedian for sure, though I think it was Norm McDonald. He said when he got to 85 he was going to start taking LSD because he wanted to know what it felt like. By 85 if he got serious injured his attitude was,"oh well".