I use a digital scale to weigh myself before and after I have a constipated dump. My record is 3.4 lbs although some of that was pee weight and sweat weight from all my grunting.
This is what sucks most about being home for the semester, all the constant constipation. At Purdue, I can always find another guy to break up any stoppages in my bowels. In my hometown of Seymour, IN, they are harder to find unless you let the town drunk skinny Leonard take you behind the dumpster outside the tavern. He is rough but gets the job done. It is best to stay in the closet in small towns so it has to be hush hush. I miss Purdue!
This is what sucks most about being home for the semester, all the constant constipation. At Purdue, I can always find another guy to break up any stoppages in my bowels. In my hometown of Seymour, IN, they are harder to find unless you let the town drunk skinny Leonard take you behind the dumpster outside the tavern. He is rough but gets the job done. It is best to stay in the closet in small towns so it has to be hush hush. I miss Purdue!
