I can’t help myself first the pie crust must be made with lard! I am in general agreement on fruit pies however the proper order, of course is blueberry apple cherry raspberry strawberry peach!
Who puts nuts in a pie or vegetables in either abomination of the highest order!! Carrots are for dipping in your favorite whatever or eaten raw damn barbarians as for pecans in a pie I simply shudder in utter horror and do not get me started on rhubarb for god sake we live in the 21st century the humanity!
Now have you ever had French cream or pumpkin well fluffy pumpkin pie with home made whip cream, yummy!
Now as to cake is it a special occasion because I am a traditionalist birthday, wedding, anniversary and signed final divorce papers all require a cake and THE very best cake is moist yellow cake covered in homemade whipped chocolate frosting unless you side with free will as opposed to a deterministic approach to existence.
If this makes no sense no sweat bored and the cat is a napping, also do have to say I kid I kid, also you may all feel free to stay at least 6 miles from me it’s for your benefit I am just a wee bit grouchy no Marx just a lot of lame lame well I will just go crawl back under my rock now......
PS I hate English the language not the people of you have to explain every little detail or you become misconstrued argh think I will pop Captain Ron in and dream of a tropical vacation.....aloha the greeting for gods sake people again!?!?!?
PPS this post for clarity should be read with the following firmly in mind vbseg what else can I say but old fart alert!
all spelling and grammar errors are the phone’s fault little itty bitty &$(@&)((keys