Uh oh There is a problem with the Mars spacecraft

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    QUICK...get Matt Damon's ass up there to figure it out........ugh that was one the dumber movies i have ever seen.
     
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    Some nerds probably hacked into its computer and are using the bandwidth to watch high def midget porn
     
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    word is, Mars used to have thriving intelligent life on it.

    then apparently some man made craft landed on it from another planet, that carried some kind of virus on it.
     
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    A rat done bit my sister Nell.
    (with Whitey on the moon)
    Her face and arms began to swell.
    (and Whitey's on the moon)
    I can't pay no doctor bill.
    (but Whitey's on the moon)
    Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
    (while Whitey's on the moon)
    The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
    ('cause Whitey's on the moon)
    No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
    (but Whitey's on the moon)
    I wonder why he's uppi' me?
    ('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
    I wuz already payin' 'im fifty a week.
    (with Whitey on the moon)
    Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
    Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
    The price of food is goin' up,
    An' as if all that shit wuzn't enough:
    A rat done bit my sister Nell.
    (with Whitey on the moon)
    Her face an' arm began to swell.
    (but Whitey's on the moon)
    Was all that money I made las' year
    (for Whitey on the moon?)
    How come there ain't no money here?
    (Hmm! Whitey's on the moon)
    Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
    (of Whitey on the moon)
    I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
    Airmail special
    (to Whitey on the moon)

    Gil Scott Heron


    “Larry, you ever hear of a guy named Gil Scott Heron?”
    “Don’t even go there.”
     
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    He needs to make some poop maters.
     
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    Was it from Chi-Nah!
     

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