Trying to reset a password gets harder as you age

[outside shooter]

Website: Please enter your new password

Me: cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 8 characters

Me: boiled cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 1 numeric character

Me: 1 boiled cabbage

Website: Password cannot contain blank spaces

Me: 50damnboiledcabbages

Website: Password must contain at least 1 upper case letter

Me: 50DAMNboiledCabbages123

Website: Password cannot contain consecutive numbers

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledCabbagesSidewaysUpYourAss!

Website: Password cannot contain punctuation marks

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledcabbagesSidewaysUpYourAssIFyouDONTgivemeACCESSrightNOW

Website: Sorry, that password is already in use

 

[Courtsensetwo]

Website: Please enter your new password

Me: cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 8 characters

Me: boiled cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 1 numeric character

Me: 1 boiled cabbage

Website: Password cannot contain blank spaces

Me: 50damnboiledcabbages

Website: Password must contain at least 1 upper case letter

Me: 50DAMNboiledCabbages123

Website: Password cannot contain consecutive numbers

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledCabbagesSidewaysUpYourAss!

Website: Password cannot contain punctuation marks

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledcabbagesSidewaysUpYourAssIFyouDONTgivemeACCESSrightNOW

Website: Sorry, that password is already in use

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[Crayfish57]

I get it if it is important security but who cares on most of it? I can only come up with so many and have used the F#V*you variations myself.

 

[Stuffshot]

Website: Please enter your new password

Me: cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 8 characters

Me: boiled cabbage

Website: Password must contain at least 1 numeric character

Me: 1 boiled cabbage

Website: Password cannot contain blank spaces

Me: 50damnboiledcabbages

Website: Password must contain at least 1 upper case letter

Me: 50DAMNboiledCabbages123

Website: Password cannot contain consecutive numbers

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledCabbagesSidewaysUpYourAss!

Website: Password cannot contain punctuation marks

Me: FUwith50DAMNboiledcabbagesSidewaysUpYourAssIFyouDONTgivemeACCESSrightNOW

Website: Sorry, that password is already in use

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