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trump or boris johnson

kurt cloverdales

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who has the better hairstyle, also if you went to your barber or hairstylist and asked for a Donnie or Boris do you feel they could pull it off
 
Both are ridiculous, but Trump's is far worse. Boris just obviously doesn't give a sh*t about his and probably grabs a pair of scissors and hacks it himself when it gets a little long. Trump's hair is meticulously combed and some effort goes into creating that look, and it's held in place with half a can of hair spray.
 
Both are ridiculous, but Trump's is far worse. Boris just obviously doesn't give a sh*t about his and probably grabs a pair of scissors and hacks it himself when it gets a little long. Trump's hair is meticulously combed and some effort goes into creating that look, and it's held in place with half a can of hair spray.
Lol. If trump styled it right he could look like a human troll pencil.
 
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Both are ridiculous, but Trump's is far worse. Boris just obviously doesn't give a sh*t about his and probably grabs a pair of scissors and hacks it himself when it gets a little long. Trump's hair is meticulously combed and some effort goes into creating that look, and it's held in place with half a can of hair spray.
only 6 people there but boris was in their parliament or whatever they call it answering questions, could you imaging trump facing that type of questioning where you had to be quick and informed with people hissing in opposition, would be the highest rated show in history. used to love watching tony blair back in the day
 
only 6 people there but boris was in their parliament or whatever they call it answering questions, could you imaging trump facing that type of questioning where you had to be quick and informed with people hissing in opposition, would be the highest rated show in history. used to love watching tony blair back in the day
OMG, he would melt down into a heap of flesh and bone on the floor. No way he could handle that.
 
Lol. If trump styled it right he could look like a human troll pencil.

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(illustration is anatomically accurate.)
 
only 6 people there but boris was in their parliament or whatever they call it answering questions, could you imaging trump facing that type of questioning where you had to be quick and informed with people hissing in opposition, would be the highest rated show in history. used to love watching tony blair back in the day

I posted this in a different thread. But this is the level of details poor Boris who like Trump is full of exaggerations and little to no details is going to be faced with a new opposition leader:


Keir was the head of London's Crown prosecution and a QC who are proper lawyers at the top of their game. Both Boris and Trump's heads would explode.
 
Both are ridiculous, but Trump's is far worse. Boris just obviously doesn't give a sh*t about his and probably grabs a pair of scissors and hacks it himself when it gets a little long. Trump's hair is meticulously combed and some effort goes into creating that look, and it's held in place with half a can of hair spray.

I agree with your conclusion but not with some of your premises. There have been multiple stories about how Boris will make sure his hair is properly mussed before public appearances or being on television. It's calculated to make it seem like he's a goof so that people take him less seriously, it's performative silliness so people will focus on that rather than the things he's actually doing.
 
I agree with your conclusion but not with some of your premises. There have been multiple stories about how Boris will make sure his hair is properly mussed before public appearances or being on television. It's calculated to make it seem like he's a goof so that people take him less seriously, it's performative silliness so people will focus on that rather than the things he's actually doing.
If true then I stand corrected.

I'll still go with Trump's 'do being more ridiculous of the two.
 
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